Miss Jones

Not only do I play with fire, I dance with it. Hippie soul. Will hug you. Spread the love!

[Miss Jones @ladyfiredancer]

The older I get the more freaky and weird the sex has to be for me to get off. Someday you're gonna have to smack my clit with a shovel.

[fírє вurns @h2_eh]

Be with someone who’s intrigued by your mind.

[Miss Jones @ladyfiredancer]

Do you remember when you joined Twitter? I do! #MyTwitterAnniversary

[Miss Jones @ladyfiredancer]

Every time I give my heart away, it comes back in pieces.

[Thoughts of Dog @dog_feelings]

personally. i don’t think you should set off fireworks. for any reason ever

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

I need to know why you're asking if I'm busy before I can answer you.

[Dad and Disorderly @dadanddisorderl]

Adult names that babies shouldnt have:

I’ll go first.

Randy

[Miss Jones @ladyfiredancer]

I am convinced it would be 1000 times sexier when I bend over, if I didn’t groan on the way back up.

[Miss Jones @ladyfiredancer]

Rick and Morty are just Christopher Lloyd and Michael J. Fox from Back to the Future.

Fight me.

[Neal Riggers @ChrisCrackNDC]

LOOTING?

HOW YOU THINK THEY FILLED THEM MUSEUMS UP??

[Eli Erlick @EliErlick]

Stop complaining about “riots.” Riots gave you 8-hour workdays, gay rights, and free speech.

[breezy @bneura_]

Racism isn’t a touchy topic if you’re not a fucking racist

[RomeAlone2 @Alone2Rome]

It’s not white vs black, it’s everybody vs racists

[Miss Jones @ladyfiredancer]

I refuse to be a band-aid for a wound that won’t heal.

[Miss Jones @ladyfiredancer]

Sometimes we need to sit in the dark, to replenish our light.

[ᔕᗯ @She114r]

Do men get butterflies over women
genuinely curious

[Miss Jones @ladyfiredancer]

You know what they say...
Keep your enemies close, and the whores that wanna fuck your man, closer.

[Miss Jones @ladyfiredancer]

The people drinking Lysol are obviously the parents of the kids that ate Tide Pods.