To-dae, I am Three. My human surrvant has yet to explain what this means,, or why I must,, Don this cap. Howefur,, I haf received various new play things and been given breakfast lunch AND dinner.... This had led me to conclude,,, that I enjoy being three
As I am comfurrrtably rrrelaxing in my sommer-palace, I haf bin to bizy be-ing pampered to up-date yo all. Pls axcept my furrmal apologys. A ladie must rimember to fulfil her dutys! Hir is a foto of me while I diktated this mesage to one uf my surrvants.
If yor coutiers refuse too keep themselfs presentabel... yo must take matters in-to yor own paws. If they do not submit, a gental smac will put them in-to line
The moste impurtant part uf being a ladie, is making surr yo are presentabel at all Times! This wil difurentiate yo frum the communers. Follo my ecsampel,, and keep yor toes clein.
@2verygoodboys I was 12 weaks old whin I piked out my human. It is always nise too pik out an older human, she has seid “thank yo” a-thousant ways sens I choosed her.