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[itsD3lay🐧 @itsD3lay]

así si que me gustaría ir a la playa

[cessi 🥤 @ceciiii07]

Managers when they receive 2 weeks notice from the star worker they’ve abused for years at work

[` @ymmayerr]

not to alarm anyone but is anyone else worried about how fucking stupid everyone is ??

[HJB News @HJB_News__]

This has to be the best one 😂

[sushi @ladyinblack2000]

@JoyceMoments thank you!! x

[sushi @ladyinblack2000]

does anyone know wear leanne’s dress from tonight us from ?? #LoveIslandAllStars #LoveIsland

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Jimmy Kimmel calls out ‘Home Alone 2: Lost In New York’ star Donald Trump for trying to cancel his show.

“He tried his best to cancel me & instead forced millions to watch the show. He might have to release the Epstein files to distract us from this now”

[7/11 Truther @DaveMcNamee3000]

Pee Pee and Poo Poo reunited at Toilet

[daily pic of mac @malcompicsdaily]

happy birthday to the divine feminine🩷

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

plans for today:

[soggy broccoli @soggybrocoli]

just went to someone else’s circus and my fucking monkeys were there

[sushi @ladyinblack2000]

@Lil_Luna_IRLz @baptisedintears wisdom kaye supremacy !!!

[The Life Of A Swiftie 🫶❤️‍🔥 @Hannah_Clarke94]

Cach grew up so fast 😂😂 #LoveIslandUK #LoveIsland

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

ICE officers stopped by our farm yesterday.

“We need to inspect your property for illegal aliens,” one of them said.

I replied, “Alright, but whatever you do, don’t go into that field over there.”

The officer in charge exploded.

“Mister, I have the authority of the federal government behind me!” he barked, reaching into his back pocket. He yanked out a badge and shoved it in my face.

“See this fucking badge? This badge means I can go wherever I want on ANY land. No questions asked, no answers given. Am I clear? Do you understand?”

I nodded politely and said, “Be my guest.”

Then I went back to my chores.

About ten minutes later, I heard screaming. I looked up and saw six ICE agents running for their lives, being chased by my big, mean, old bull. And with every step, that bull was closing in. Fast.

It looked like they were about to get gored for sure.

So I dropped my tools, ran over to the fence, and shouted at the top of my lungs:

“YOUR BADGE! SHOW HIM YOUR FUCKING BADGE!”

[akil & saltfish @yungdessalines]

my sister found out that C# notes vibrate on the same frequency that bumblebees use to pollinate certain flowers so she in the garden playin violin for the tomatoes