Leeah

well shoot. this is a lot of pressure.

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

If I google “how to control my temper” and the only thing suggested is therapy I’m going to break something

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

I know the bones or no bones reference is four years old at this point but my version of that is if I cry while I listen to Came Out Swinging by The Wonder Years

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

@PrettyLights I just want to your data person to know that I love them for allowing me to spot a box and whisker plot in the wild

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

@aunttaytayy LOL I can’t believe you remember that 😂😭

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

You know what should be illegal? Vitamins that make your pee a weird color without explicit warning

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

There’s a lot of things to be sad about but I think what makes me the saddest is not realizing until my mid-20’s that I’m naturally a happy/light-hearted person. I deserved better 😭

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

What happens to a bathroom in a bar to make it permanently smell like piss

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

@Niick_At_Nightt Same

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

Ok when I was grad school I was trying not to check my grades on my phone in the clerb but now I’m trying not to look at LinkedIn lmao

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

Getting bottles at a club feels so over the top but also I know we’ll be the easiest table the bottle girl has tonight and for that I’m proud 💅🏻

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

@DacotaMarie @Kung_Fu_Ken I saw this one at target the other day and it just looked extra sentient

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

@Niick_At_Nightt @Apple You know what I say, everyone always says yeehaw but nobody ever asks “haw yee?”

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

@DacotaMarie Lmao dude this has been the red light face masks on my FYP the last few days

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

@DacotaMarie Dude I was going to tell you and @Niick_At_Nightt that the cat show is the weekend before my birthday 😏

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

Honestly I love being a girly who loves cats and gets cat related gifts but I also really wish I could tell everyone that I really like dinosaurs too

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

@DacotaMarie I did not read the first tweet in this thread and I thought you were talking about a different kind of 40 but then I was like wait 25 ounces is a weird quantity of beer 😭

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

I’m happy to announce that the glasses have been recovered unharmed from a slightly inconspicuous area near the couch where I usually set them as I unwind for the evening

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

Somehow I lost my glasses in the 600 square foot space of bedroom/living room/kitchen that I’ve been in tonight and I’m a little sad but above all confused 😐😭

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

By our I mean Dylan and I and by working theory I mean there’s no way that happened but nothing else seems to make MORE sense

[Leeah @ladyleeah]

It all started when I saw a raccoon on my back porch before I changed out of my work clothes. Our working theory is that I must have given the raccoon my glasses