I know the bones or no bones reference is four years old at this point but my version of that is if I cry while I listen to Came Out Swinging by The Wonder Years
There’s a lot of things to be sad about but I think what makes me the saddest is not realizing until my mid-20’s that I’m naturally a happy/light-hearted person. I deserved better 😭
@DacotaMarie I did not read the first tweet in this thread and I thought you were talking about a different kind of 40 but then I was like wait 25 ounces is a weird quantity of beer 😭
I’m happy to announce that the glasses have been recovered unharmed from a slightly inconspicuous area near the couch where I usually set them as I unwind for the evening
Somehow I lost my glasses in the 600 square foot space of bedroom/living room/kitchen that I’ve been in tonight and I’m a little sad but above all confused 😐😭
It all started when I saw a raccoon on my back porch before I changed out of my work clothes. Our working theory is that I must have given the raccoon my glasses