Spicy Pigeon

Whiskey wench at heart, I also appreciate pity laughs. A one-eyed witch in the making.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

Binge watching SVU for 3 days straight and I have almost choreographed a full routine to the opening theme.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

How has John Farham’s “The Voice” not become an international anthem at this point?

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

Just started watching Black Sails and all I keep imagining are the John Silver and Billy Bones characters morphing into their Muppet Treasure Island versions of Tim Curry and Billy Connolly. #Muppets #TimCurry

M.T.I still the best version fyi

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

You’d think after spilling tobasco on my bed the first time, I’d move the hot sauce away from my bed. You’d be wrong.
You’d think after spilling it a 2nd time….

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

Happy Friday the 13th, mid bedding change.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

My plan to survive swooping season of befriending the crows is going well. By that I mean we’ve met.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

@nickskies Um.. YES 🔥

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

Never expected “dick slapping ASMR” to be my new favourite phrase.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

Had the closest to twin bonding in years today when we both were excited we got tickets to our favourite bands. Here’s Taylor Swift and mine Paramore. Cliche as fuck twins.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

Physically rocked on the bus the other morning by the memory that 2 of my old friends have the castle towers tree logo tattooed on them with the words “rise” and “fall”.
Life is intense.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

Sneezed in perfect time with a breakdown this morning. Already a better day than yesterday.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

He also smells like onions. Can’t decide if that’s a plus or minus right now

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

Got screwed by two cars, to have Whitney sing I wanna dance in a cab. Mixed emotions

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

I’m having a mental breakdown because for some reason I can’t open my emotional support water bottle and I’m hungover. There’s a chance I’m going to scream.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

How does one become a foley artist? I would be a fool of a foley.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

Getting the hiccups whilst shit talking politics at the local bottle shop is peak… something.

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

@brendanatebit That’s terrifying

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

I’ve been obsessed with you since I heard you existed. ❤️

[Spicy Pigeon @ladylekku]

I think about this WAY too much but, the way some people treat and leave public toilets blows my mind. What does their bathroom at home look like?!

[Trixie Mattel™ @trixiemattel]

Remember that every day is a new opportunity to listen to Missy Elliot.