Lady L. Lifetime

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[Lady L. Lifetime @LadyLifetime_]

@CarlAzuzCNN what’s your middle name

[Lady L. Lifetime @LadyLifetime_]

@ladylifetime i still want this handle so bad

[Lady L. Lifetime @LadyLifetime_]

this place is just such doodoo ass i forget i have an account

[Lady L. Lifetime @LadyLifetime_]

earth has no mouth and must scream

[NASA's Kennedy Space Center @NASAKennedy]

The planet can spell your name – literally. 🔤🌍

This Earth Day, see your name written in landscapes captured by Landsat: https://t.co/kcP12dhsI2

[Connor01 @Connnor01]

yall got to stop posting these tweets man. mojang is watching this on a big screen in the office literally SEETHING. every single person is on their computer to code this mob into the most useless piece of shit ever cause this might actually be fun

[chica from fnaf @PhelleAlt]

youre laughing. he's homeless now and youre laughing

[Carlos @SomeKirbyFan]

PIKMIN?????

[clu @clu_sauce]

YouTuber Markiplier allegedly slept with the Iron Lung (2026) directors' wife. Despite this, he still managed to maintain his lead role in the film.

Source:
It came to me in a vision.

[chica from fnaf @PhelleAlt]

funniest jerma bit so far

[Lady L. Lifetime @LadyLifetime_]

it’s unfortunate bluesky didn’t grow i like it more over there, not as much propaganda

[Lady L. Lifetime @LadyLifetime_]

IT WAS ME! I WAS THE FAN!!!

[Kellogg's @KelloggsUS]

@RockDetective Unfortunately, Smart Start cereal was discontinued because it didn't have enough fans. We're sorry to disappoint, but we appreciate your interest. Thanks for being a loyal fan.

[Lady L. Lifetime @LadyLifetime_]

congratulations on ruining your own reputation, making all degrees from you look like a joke.

[University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma]

A statement from the University of Oklahoma:

[dan @Dansplainer]

game glitched i tried to name him pong and now i have two children named baby and lesbian

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

84 years ago today, the iconic Looney Tunes short ‘Wabbit Twouble’ was released in theaters.

[Isaac @GalaxyPeaBrain]

War update:

[Nintendo of America @NintendoAmerica]

Fav for Slippy, RT for dat boi. #HappyFriday

[Joe Applebrook (deltarune spoilers) @joe_applebrook]

This video got wiped from YouTube and I couldn’t find where I had it saved I’m so glad I was able to find it

[horse dentist @equine__dentist]

good creb.