meredith

you’re such a fucking liar, Camille

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

Yee haw

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

Get out of the house? You mean sit in my car and cry alright alright got it

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

@DevinOConnor91 Yes daddy

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

If you want to know the worst bank in Fargo please message me I’ll be glad to tell you!!!!

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

Beep boop

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

I’m convinced that Jeeps are held together with paper clips and hope

[sydney @demiurgently]

if that’s ur girl then why did my email find her well

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

I can’t listen to Zach Bryan without crying

[danlet @evildanevil]

Him: are u fuckign stupid

me:

[kenzi @kenzianidiot]

every successful woman begins her day surrounded by at least 4 assorted beverages of varying temperatures

[nat @imniceandsmart]

The incredibly intimate relationship between a woman and the book on her bedside table she's been trying to read for a year

[grace 🤝 @debtbarbie]

one time a woman with a medical alert wiener dog sat next to me on a plane and her dog kept alerting on me and she was like “not to be weird but you should get your heart checked out” and that’s how i found out i had a mildly irregular heart beat

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

nickelback isn’t that bad

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

I’m so bored all the time and I’m also boring so idk

[internet hall of fame @InternetH0F]

WHAT THE FUCK IS A KILOMETER

[meredith @LadyMareMare]

Should I get a body pillow or a goldfish

[bri ˚꩜｡⋆₊⊹ @ufobri]

i think customers should just stop and wait for me and my coworkers to finish our little girly chit chat before disturbing us