Devin O'Connor

I'm just a guy trying to make a better life for himself and his cat.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Yo' momma's so fat she even outweighs Project 2025, the 900-page blueprint for the right wing seizure of our government and way of life.

[George Wallace @MrGeorgeWallace]

Why do folks always hang stockings by the chimney with care? Shout out to folks hanging stockings by the chimney with reckless abandon and whatnot.

[But With Raptors @ButWitRaptors]

Rudolph the Red-Nosed Raptor (1964) pt. 1

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

@LadyMareMare Shut up.

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

Yo Devin, what's up? You are getting medicated for your ADHD and looking into therapy, are you prioritizing your mental health or something!?!

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

Guest: I need cardboard.
Me: Why?
Guest: I need it for breakdancing.
Me: Yes.

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

Is there a better workout than rearranging a keg cooler?

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

Dear Guys Who Wear Cowboy Hats in Non-Cowboy Situations,

Why?

Sincerely,
Devin J O'Connor

[Bruce Campbell @GroovyBruce]

2 Evil Dead flix top 10 in the world on HBO. Thanks, Deadites. You keep watching, we’ll keep making.

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

I had many an idea about what my 30s would hold, but stressing out because I can't find culinary lavender did not make the bingo sheet.

[lexy @lexygranthem]

Oh no! A forest fire! I was the only one who could prevent that.

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

It's weird having a cat, like you just have this useless little leopard in your home from whom you crave validation.

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

My mustache was referred to as a "bangin' mussy" by a guest at the bar I work at this weekend. I'm still trying to process this.

[weird medieval guys NEW BOOK OUT NOVEMBER 5!!! @WeirdMedieval]

owl that is also a wizard, france, 15th century

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

I keep forgetting about the Alamo.

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

@johnnakringen I hear you and I understand. Christmas music is worse than bagpipes.

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

@LadyMareMare I agree. I hate that I agree with you, for you are a terrible weird bird person.

[esther povitsky @littleesther]

it’s harder than u think to communicate w someone who isn’t familiar w the world of spongebob

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

@johnnakringen An Uber driver who meows just to mess with their riders is for some reason my favorite thing now.

[Devin O'Connor @DevinOConnor91]

This week, the last 7 days, has been a good week.