lady

miffy stan, bird watcher, occasional soda drinker, mother of two cats

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

I want Sigourney Weaver to get me pregnant

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

@restinpoop I knew a Gunner Forrest Eunich

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

@badgalmariria Griffin loves them. They hate women maybe…

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

@badgalmariria Nooooo whyyyy

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

@restinpoop Mr. Viral

[john¹²⁷ 🛩️ @computercart]

oh if i was the TA everybody involved would be seeing my ass in court. OU would be renamed Trans University after i’m through

[Boots, 'with the fur' @afraidofwasps]

School was good? Hmm good. Well. Son, there's no easy way to say this. But Kirby just sucked up your mother and then Kirby himself transformed into a ghoulish facsimile of your mother

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

I love when you play overwatch and ppl message in the chat like “hey guys…just got diagnosed with cancer today, let’s have fun okay?” Great now I’m thinking about cancer?! I’m spawn camping you now

[bacon @baconecaos]

Meanwhile the real female gaze:

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

@coolandfunnyguy Sit with them. Embrace human connection

[darkacademician @darkacademician]

this is....amazing?

[cheyene norah @onlyyagirl_]

Got my period

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

@lava_alav Can’t believe you bailed on lunch for the dentist…

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

@lava_alav New hair? Looks good

[serena @aoeide]

I just watched the episode where this happens and everyone on twitter is using it as an embarrassing moment but he literally fucks her 5 seconds after that

[lady @ladynailpolish_]

@lava_alav He’s so happy

[Ali Breland @alibreland]

If you love NYC, you're gonna love Manor, Texas