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existentialism, nihilism, hedonism, and ethical relativism: an adventure through the subconscious of a mad[half]man

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That juice ain't worth the squeeze.

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https://t.co/M2kDcVUsJb

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@vividmusings @_hiragara_ Is this a joke? Emilie released all the way back in 4.8

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@DailyMyrianelle Direidi is Welsh for "mischief" so her name might be a hint that she's not all what she seems...

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@ficootz @ValerieComplex If you know it's bad enough that you don't do it openly, then you already know using slurs is wrong .... or else you'd just say it everywhere.

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@mockingeu @santoldeo people are as creepy as they can possibly be about the children characters in Genshin, Iansan is no exception, this dude wants to 'wife' a kid

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@Uzikowa_ @KuroshiroX "A real person worked hard to make it look that bad" Well I've certainly been schooled!

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@ExhaustedYue @KuroshiroX Looks like you're the only one bringing up "slop" but I guess if you're a connoisseur thereof.... !

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@vesperamyst @GenshinImpact they'd have to be willing to pay people for their labor :P

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@GenshinImpact Is this even a Genshin character? ;) She hasn't been on a banner since 3.8

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@arcapelian @KrVaSt @EU_Commission this is how a glacier sings "I'M ABOUT TO BREAK"

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tweet, tweet

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If Dazed and Confused were re-made today with the same time gap as the original (released '93, set in '76), it would be set in the year 2007.

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@00x0044 Why you so into feet? esp child feet???

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@spourtrasha @lyneyloveletter I started a whole ass side account to get cons for Kaeya during that Chronicled Wish banner when he was one of only a few four-stars available through it~ and save glitter to buy from shop every 6 months

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@lyneyloveletter the anglo/americentrism of presuming that the discrimination has anything to do with catering to overseas ''white'' audiences instead of being beholden to colorism among Chinese users and standards dictated by the CCP... racist af but not for any reason you can argue them out of

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@ScytheArrt confirmed canon by newest event: "If [people] found out I live here it could impact my career" hmn tell us why anyone would mind that you live with Haitham, dear Kaveh...

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Holy shit, that little scumsucker went from vandalizing a dining room & bathroom/petty theft on the regular to being VP pick? Wonder if 'jd' remembers he and his lil highschool friends trashing that Wendy's in Lebanon so frequently! Amazing what behaviors are protected by wealth.

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@DevinCow lol your shit literally has a snopes link auto-attached

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@Sociables @nabisco

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COMMERCIAL: opens on a classy party, fine wine, finer clothes, muffled laughter. Zoom in on an hors d'ouvres tray with delicious-looking topped crackers. Finely manicured hand selects one from the tray, we see it brought to a perfectly lip-sticked mouth - 1/2

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Then all of a sudden the hand inexplicably WOBBLES and the cracker tumbles to the ground, spilling its luxurious contents. The room goes silent and all eyes turn to the woman, who looks appalled
and then we hear one gentleman with an accent go, "How UnSociable!"
FADE 2 LOGO 2/2