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[Jam the mango princess @Jammajammerjam]

I will be the rich lesbian aunt #manifesting

[oroly @mujer_q_ama]

Perdón por presionarte tan fuerte contra mi cuerpo mientras nos besamos es que quiero que nos fusionemos

[ًyeray•♡ @yerayherr]

estar sin dinero y tener flashbacks del dinero que gastaste innecesariamente

[Luis Allfadir @allfadirluis]

padrísima mi gastadera soy abundancia todo regresa a mí multiplicado flor que da fulgor con tu brillo fiel

[fran ⚢︎ 🇦🇷 @metaIcats]

q feo no saber identificar personas lgbt hermano en mis tiempos los piercings y pelos de colores eran solo para lgbts pero ahora ves a una pelirroja con flequillo peronista llena de piercings y hay un 99% de probabilidad de q sea hetero y tenga un novio libertario feo

[mel ★ @sno0il]

alguna viejita lesbiana multimillonaria en las últimas que quiera ser mi novia y me deje su herencia

[brenda ⚢ @deerf3mme]

yall sexualized the word mommy too much my kids are gonna have to call me lesbotron 3000

[Dani //COMMISSIONS CLOSED @raccootic]

POV: you make first contact with an alien #projecthailmary #phm #rocky

[christina @kuzonkatara]

katara reveals that aang is her favorite avatar of all time

[azka @artyfiber]

"are you a boy or a girl" what if we make out and see whether you feel gay or straight

[neptune @neptuningin]

I have 15 minutes to masturbate then I need to get ready

[ELIZA X3 || FREE 🇵🇸🇻🇪 @habr0mania_]

Bro the tunnel part always cracks me up

[nèville @vermeriss]

Yo queriendo deprimirme en el bus pero la calle llena de pozos me quita aura al golpearme la cabeza.

[silv 🐴💫 @nirvancia]

DAILY AFFIRMATIONS:

I DID flush the toilet
I AM wearing pants
I did NOT forget my keys
I left my shower curtain AND my closet OPEN so I can see if someone’s there
There are NO cockroaches
I did NOT pee myself
I do NOT have kidney failure
I am NOT having a heart attack or stroke

[transgender ryland grace @tyjogif]

a quick one before bed #projecthailmary

[h @bronzuo]

Me voy a suicidar y la culpa la van a tener los flyers todos iguales hechos con ia

[Kosmic @KosmicLupus]

#RylandGrace #ProjectHailMary

[mars 🛸⭐ phm x 20 @redder_planet]

Whenever someone draws the Hail Mary launching I have to stop from self from going "erm actually the parts were launched separately and assembled in space at a later time"