Succulent Hams

Legit question for rural Americans - How do I kill the 30-50 feral hogs that run into my yard within 3-5 mins while my small kids play?

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Cool fact I heard at work today - The Odyssey was shot entirely on eye mask

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@LegacySiu Ipswich Town Football Club

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POV: you’re a zoo penguin about to be put down

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Wee now of forever hold your pees

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I was asked to deliver a baby at work but I refused.

I don’t think it’s ethical to remove people’s livers

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Is there a more Australian analogy of the Doppler effect

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@OmegaLuke Only buy and play people >186cm with Newcastle United win the league within 2 seasons

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The text at the bottom here reads like a Monty python sketch

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Barber: “sorry no walk ins”

Me: *points at feet and I’m slightly hovering*

Barber: oh fuck

(Credit - Shmael Sidiqi)

[🕐HOURLY🕑 shitpost @hourly_shitpost]

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The Pope needs to settle down. He didn’t have a good enough season to play for Italy. Can’t have everything

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Donkey tastes like ass

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@Tunnykvng They are probably already earning a lot of money

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@nocontextfm1 I see your zola and I raise you…

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@nocontextfm1 All of these social media posts are so good