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[J @laffymcgee]

I love that yellow little sponge so damn much

[J @laffymcgee]

I was born in the right generation with $1 frostys and Spotify premium

[J @laffymcgee]

Fondue is a lost art

[J @laffymcgee]

if you have a tik tok viral song you shouldn’t be legally allowed to have a Grammy nomination

[J @laffymcgee]

it’s crazy the place I need to look my hottest is my local trader joes

[J @laffymcgee]

you know what hell yeah

[J @laffymcgee]

there’s no such thing as one drink in reno nevada

[J @laffymcgee]

There’s nothing better than being with friends at noon

[J @laffymcgee]

Hair theory is that your hair always suddenly looks perfect and stunning 24 hours before a scheduled haircut

[J @laffymcgee]

I’m in a room with 4 people and I had to explain to all of them what tiramisu is

[J @laffymcgee]

“I want to hurt myself” -words that were said leaving the Costco after their new facial recognition technology denied my good friend George from entry

[J @laffymcgee]

I wasn’t flirting I was networking

[J @laffymcgee]

I love a man with a tape measure on his belt

[J @laffymcgee]

can’t wait to graduate from college so I can work at a bar again

[georgia @curiousge0rgia_]

Few things that a barefoot on fresh grass cartwheel can’t fix

[J @laffymcgee]

Hot bitches get complaints from their neighbors

[carmeb @therealcbrad]

I hope this email kills us both

[J @laffymcgee]

I don’t know what this means but the drive home from my best friends house to mine is the exact duration as ribs by lorde and it has to mean something

[prettier jesus @bxsel]

you should be on your own tour with a new album btw @lorde incase u were confused

[Veruca's Alt @AltVeruca]

How to lose a guy in 10 DMs.