tabby

霧がやってくる

[cordelia. @dykeknot]

i should be allowed to bite a chunk out of my girlfriend without it doing “grievous” “bodily” “harm”

[miia @miiagarro]

ready for whatever the day brings

[tabby @laffytabbybb]

@hunterbarnesupd her boobs are different every season btw

[blaire @pissshit90001]

Leaving the club with 0 phone numbers and 0 instagrams cuz I’m an alcoholic not a hoe

[tabby @laffytabbybb]

bring him home

[has hunter mbb been found yet? @hunterbarnesupd]

No he has not

[tabby @laffytabbybb]

watching live feeds waiting for reia to pop up like a dog

[۟ @ragingxngxl]

*Sniffing one line* SHE LOVES ME
*sniffing another one* SHE LOVES ME NOT…

[Mr EatItThruTheJeans @synaxx_x]

your body captivates my every dream bro hop on the game

[ronan @ronanmeoww]

smoking on that chubby chaser

[Muad'Deez Nuts 🇵🇸🔻🏳️‍⚧️ @MuadDeez]

i always say "morning" instead of "good morning" because if it were a good morning i'd be with my wife

[yuki @nyanemia]

i lied i am actually jealous, i hope anyone that flirts with you gets hit by 10 cars

[Jule @pissjulepod]

My boobs are big because that's where I store all my joy and whimsy

[💜Dani🖤 🇵🇸 @Danidoesmagic]

Hey sorry my pitbull puppygirl gf mauled your age regressor gf, she's not normally like that

[She/Her Ohtani @Lizzie_Baseball]

Am I poly? Hell yeah I’m poly. Poly gonna have 6 beers tonight

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

“How was work?” Never ask a victim how he was molested.

[Daniel 🇲🇩 @ultr4nima]

aint no pussy like armpit

[realyuriyearners @realyuriyearns]

i always sleep with a gun under my pillow just in case i need to shoot myself.