andy laforester Turbo

Formerly Andy_ Wallwh0re be4 being being merc'd. WE'RE ALL IN THIS TOGETHER!! Like it or not, I don't make the rules... #smokefleet sideways into the abyss!

[Electra @Electrarythm]

YOU CAN MK-ULTRA YOURSELF AND THE CIA WOULD RATHER YOU DIDN'T

[ladonnakay 💜 @ladonnakay]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[Aaron Parnas @AaronParnas]

I totally envision Trump renaming the San Andreas Fault to Joe Biden’s Fault, and I am just putting this out there so I can say I predicted it one day.

[Boston Smalls @smalls2672]

Bro cooked

[Marshall Mathers @Eminem]

I'm sorry we never got a chance to meet, but getting this note from Dolly really had a an impact on me. She definitely didn't have to take the time to do it. Even for a kid who mostly listened to rap music, she was an icon. A superstar in every sense. Rest easy Dolly. And thank you for the kind words.

[Harry Sisson @harryjsisson]

Bro 😭😭😭

[Disappointed Donna @dddonnnaaa]

Is trump and this administration intentionally destroying our country by making us all poor, bankrupting America, ruining our food supplies, bankrupting farmers, deporting hard working people, making it so our weather apps don’t work, fucking with the vaccines, pissing off our allies, aligning with dictators, etc. It sure seems that way. Where’s our fucking Congress? I know republicans are in charge, but how TF are they looking the other way with all of this going on?? How far over the cliff are we going to go?

[andy laforester Turbo @laforest_andy]

I feel dumber from reading that exchange

[Acyn @Acyn]

I think most Republican leaning guests have given up on defending this because otherwise it ends up with moments like this.

Robbins: It's not a secret that Trump came into office already a wealthy man. That's not what the American people are having a problem with. They have a problem with people like Nancy Pelosi.

Phillip: So the president’s net worth jumping by about $4 billion in 18 months, you think that’s a normal thing?

Robbins: Is it normal thing to go from like nothing to 400 million like what happened with Nancy Pelosi?

Phillip: I mean, if you have a problem with Nancy Pelosi, you shouldn't you have a problem with this?

Robbins: I’m not saying I have a problem with it.

Phillip: You just said you did.

Robbins: I said most Americans would have an issue with it if they have an issue

Phillip: Why would they have an issue with Nancy Pelosi but not Donald Trump?

Robbins: Because Donald Trump came in to be a public servant. And that is what the job entails

[andy laforester Turbo @laforest_andy]

Nowadays EVERYTHING is becoming a service. They're taking away the concept of ownership. Why is even more villainous... We walk amongst some truly evil MFrs

[Guy Font @GuyFontdew]

Because the ultimate goal is cars as a service. Everything happening now was planned years ago. Ten years, maybe 20, from now, car ownership will be a thing of the past. Someone might fill the market gap, but it won’t be a major domestic manufacturer or dominant foreign manufacturers.

[Adam Bojak @AdamBojak]

It really is amazing how, after all these years, @TheOnion is still so insanely good at this

[andy laforester Turbo @laforest_andy]

This and "God is dead and all his sinners died with him."

[​𝐥𝐲𝐫𝐚 @sunnkssdseraph]

So friedrich nietzsche has a quote, and it's arguably one of the most brilliant things I've ever heard. And I think you need to hear it. It goes like this, "most people do not think, they repeat, they adopt the opinions of those around them, wear them like borrowed clothes and call it a worldview. And when you dare to think for yourself, really think, they will not admire you for it, they will resent you because your refusal to conform is a mirror they did not ask to look into. The unexamined man does not hate you because you are wrong. He hates you because somewhere beneath the noise he suspects you might be right."

[milo |-/ @crosshairlvr]

it has to be skin to skin contact, so if ur out protesting cover every inch of your skin. they're trained primarily to grab your arms. also the manual advises to keep the gloves away from water, particularly salt water. fun little fact for you.

[Fred Tee 🇺🇲 @TencicFred]

Delicious...

"Trump miscalculated badly. As a public service corp, BBC operates under royal charter that bars it from out-of-court settlements. It cannot cut a check to sweep away Trump’s claims. BBC is legally bound to fight until a verdict is reached."

https://t.co/KQEoGDqTYw

[MAGA Cult Slayer @MAGACult2]

Want to learn the Trump family history in the most comical way possible? This is your video. The last couple of lines are worth the entire thing and I was rolling through all of it.

[Merriam-Webster @MerriamWebster]

People who don’t know the difference between ‘entomology’ and ‘etymology’ bug us in ways we cannot put into words.

[𝕃𝕪𝕤𝕒𝕟𝕕𝕖𝕣 𝕊𝕡𝕠𝕠𝕟𝕖𝕣𝕕 @LSpoonerd]

New meme template just dropped. Tim Pool is an insufferable twat.

[Frothy Friar @frothyfriar]

"Gimme a DEX check"
"No..."

[andy laforester Turbo @laforest_andy]

https://t.co/wdoQCn0E8I diversity yo.....