Laura Frew

I've decided to try taking twiiter seriously. If
I fail please refer to the following statement:

I don't use twitter... Please contact me any other way 💕

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Why can't it be' Farmer wants a farmer to help with farming'?

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

I'm doing these tweets for a gig #DYKWIA which I pronounce dickweea. Is that phonetically correct @MrJoshEarl? #thistweetisalsonotincluded

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Sam does not like that I introduce him as my life partner. Instead he would like to be called my permaboy.
Other options were heavy-boyfriend or stickyman.

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Somehow until last week, my boyfriend had never heard the phrase, "I'm going to drop the kids off at the pool". He is 30. He thinks it is the funniest joke ever created.

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Dad accidentally took the dog's pills instead of his. When questioned he responded "I'm a dog, woof, woof". I didn't realise #dogforadad

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

In Perth rather waiting in line at Spotlight for fabric cut for masks, people just walked out, and the staff let them... That's why they've got more masks than we do. #siksiksiktoria

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

i'm going to write 4 tweets today. this is not included

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Is someone going to make Kath and Kim the musical? Can you do it @gilliancosgriff that way it will be good.

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Is it bin night yet?

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

I determine the days by bin night now. It's the only contstant. Praise to the garbos 🙏

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Nice write up in the sydneymorningherald for @fringewivesclub 's GLITTERY CLITTERY
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Catch us @griffintheatre playing till July 20th 💖💖💖 #glamtavism @ Griffin Theatre Company https://t.co/gouvBn7PNw

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Yesterday we opened @fringewivesclub Glittery Clittery @griffintheatre in Sydney.
Honoured to be on stage with these talented ladies. Come see us were are here for two weeks. @ Griffin Theatre Company https://t.co/84fVPeMmB0

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Very excited to be heading to @griffintheatre with the amazing @fringewivesclub for a season of the award winning Glittery Clittery 🧖💖💃
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#glamtavism #iamwife #wyfelyfe @ Griffin Theatre Company https://t.co/8NAXwyHhiB

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

1 week till you get to see the funniest kids in Melbourne do a one night only special show for you. We are so excited 😄

auntydonna and @TVGLICHOOKAS will be joining us for our fundrasier night. Book your tickets… https://t.co/BzJMAO4hQf

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Look out Melbourne. @lafrew1 are bringing Adventure Show back for 1 night only. 28th of June thetoffintown with special guests @AuntyDonnaBoys plus heaps of fun extras. Book it babies ❤️
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Ticket link in bio or… https://t.co/WDZ2VNd4oU

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Oi Sydney, we' re doing #frockinghilarious tonight. Also opening our @syd_comedy_fest show tonight. #busymums. We're here till sat. Get in quick.
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@actionaid_aus @ Enmore Theatre https://t.co/pAKouByK0k

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Double Denim is coming to Sydney. Book your tickets quick sticks 👖👖💕💕 @ The Factory Theatre https://t.co/5BKVMb5U2g

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

These two silly idiots are bringing Adventure Show to Sydney next week, book your tickets 👖👖💕💕 @lafrew1
@syd_comedy_fest @ The Factory Theatre https://t.co/1LqG6zF6ic

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

Wow I'm having a bloody good festival. 2 nights left. Dont miss @fringewivesclub. Cheap tix on Sunday with code word 'bunny' @ Malthouse Theatre https://t.co/1A5IZqgEfD

[Laura Frew @lafrew1]

That's tonight. TONIGHT!!! Get your tickets to our extra show 11.15pm town hall. I'm doing 3 shows back to back... t's gonna be loose. Passholders welcome.
@micomfestival https://t.co/xnpzmEgsuc