LifeSuxButImFunny™

Just a gal who can always use a good laugh or a nap or snacks.

[LifeSuxButImFunny™ @LafWhenLifeSux]

BUT HOW DID THE ELEPHANT EVEN GET INTO THE HOUSE?

[LifeSuxButImFunny™ @LafWhenLifeSux]

Just found this group. I have multiple chronic illnesses (primary immune deficiency, chronic Lyme, gastroparesis, migraines, had entire colon removed etc) and of course PTSD from medical mistreatment and medication resistant depression. Staying alive is a full time job!

[AbbyDabbyDuh @DearAuntAbby]

As if I don't already confuse my dog, I call her puppy-rabbit AND bunny-dog. She's a hippity happity hoppity puppy!

[LifeSuxButImFunny™ @LafWhenLifeSux]

WD-40 is nothing like KY-69

[LifeSuxButImFunny™ @LafWhenLifeSux]

I’m trying to reconnect with happiness but the bitch is hiding.

[LifeSuxButImFunny™ @LafWhenLifeSux]

Sometimes I hate myself too much to share.

[LifeSuxButImFunny™ @LafWhenLifeSux]

I’m like a deer in headlights and can’t get anything done. It’s just all too much for a Monday.

[sojujinbutsu @EdgarPoop1]

Gonna lie down in the dumps and take a depression nap in my little bedgloom underneath a wet blanket until tomorwoe

[Burning Mom ⚡️ @MomOnFire]

I need some better real-life friends. I just feel… used by everyone in my (real) life. Just throwing it out into the ether. Goodnight.

[.:RiotGrlErin:. @RiotGrlErin]

my girl dinner is eating a cold rotisserie chicken for breakfast with my bare hands.

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

Do you actually want Jessie's girl or do you wanna find a woman like that? Make up your mind, I say.

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

You skip over the intro to Succession. I play my invisible piano through the opening credits of every single episode. We are not the same.

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

When Dorothy told the scarecrow she'd miss him most, I wanted the lion and tin man to set him on fire. I told my parents that, in case they got any ideas about showing favoritism.

[Felicia @LostFelicia]

It’s so awkward when someone asks if I’m okay because we haven’t talked in 6 months and I have to say it’s because I didn’t want to talk to them for 6 months.