King Duck

I always get the last laugh, cause Im from Texas.

[AlphaFox @alphafox]

I feel targeted here.

[Mark Berman @MarkBerman_]

Yordan Alvarez has carried the Astros all season, but he can’t possibly get it done every game, especially when u also consider the fact he leads MLB in intentional walks. Last night the Astros rallied from a 5-0 deficit to win 9-5 & Yordan didn’t have an RBI. That’s a good sign.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@frankiemuniz You mean your twin bruh

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@Mogulstylist Unicorn

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@mymixtapez I know their old neighbor that lived across the street from the Knowles'. He is a self made black man as well. He once showed me pics of Beyonce at the age of 8 or 9 (roughly) at his sons birthday party. Played in a blues/jazz band with Billy Gibbons' dad, too. Cool dude.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@ImMeme0 Sounds retarded.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@IfindRetards I said I loved my country as well growing up, but I actually lived there. Wild.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@iAnonPatriot We will have a dictatorship…and we will have camps. Sadly going to go from one extreme to another.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@johnnymaga Leg day for sure though.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@DailyLoud Fuck yeah

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

If you wanna see time count backwards use @Favor

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

Dont ever let your food be delivered by @Favor holy shit

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@iAnonPatriot Smoking a sweet in this bad boy would be a lifetime highlight.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@JebraFaushay Now we know why he can hit them notes. Would hate to see Barry White in the same set up.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@washghost1 Lucky MF but thats how it should be.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@FightStorage Need dawgs cash up so I can fund this activity.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@MLFootball His coaches love him, his people love him, his fans love him. Crosby is ideal.

[Men of Purpose @Men_Of_Purpose]

He literally explained the Black Coffee Theory and why it changes how you approach life.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@MameShitPst If I was the carney running that thang, and saw her walking up, I would of shutdown for 5 min just to grease that mf up.

[King Duck @lagizzle713]

@DudespostingWs Applying this thought to my credit cards lol