Logan 🦭

risk it for the biscuit

[Logan 🦭 @lagoonchains]

“ladies and gentlemen … HER”

[gio @lestatway]

Started crying at the Spider-Man movie and the couple next to me goes “I forgot people take this seriously”

[Marcus is Fighting @CosmonautMarcus]

When they’re mean to winter lamb in Sheep Detectives

[Nugs @Nugjokes]

Lowkey would not know if I had the Diarrhea parasite or not

[Logan 🦭 @lagoonchains]

@GLLOofficial A week isn’t enough 😞😞

[🎭➕☢️ @pplesnoranges]

I apologise to everyone in my life in advance for becoming a space Muslim again

[Logan 🦭 @lagoonchains]

@RamirezMChris I am fumming

[Logan 🦭 @lagoonchains]

imma fucking kill myself

[Aaron Rupar @atrupar]

introducing Trump is ... New York Giants QB Jaxson Dart

[Neet @neet_sol]

commuting an hour to work just to use a laptop that was already at home

[𝓔𝓶 ♡ @emkenobi]

THEN ARREST HIM. How many times are they going to say “there’s proof he raped kids” only to do nothing about it?

[Ahmed/The Ears/IG: BigBizTheGod 🇸🇴 @big_business_]

Denis Villeneuve 3 peat on the way

[DUNE @dunemovie]

Are you ready? #DuneMovie

Be the first to see the teaser, live on TikTok. Tomorrow at 9:00am PT / 12:00pm ET

[𝕷𝖚𝖈𝖎𝖋𝖊𝖗 @LucifersTweetz]

The people who need their own halftime show are the same kind of people who needed their own water fountains.

[emi 🇵🇷 @emipr7_]

ICE murdering people is okay but God forbid a Puerto Rican headlines the Halftime show

[Jamie Bonkiewicz @JamieBonkiewicz]

In a week we’re going to see MAGA get angrier at Green Day and Bad Bunny performing at the Super Bowl than at the President for being a pedophile

[boto @TsarinaBomba]

Back in the office this morning trying to remember what I do for work

[ettingermentum @ettingermentum]

“Big Beautiful Bill”…

[Arthur Dent @patriotinla]

@Ben13Porter About half as lame as intentionally walking Ohtani 4 times in one game.

[Logan 🦭 @lagoonchains]

How my lady treats me if I don’t buy her a McFlurry

[Divine Beast Dancing Lightskin @79hfg3n3948rhf0]

just been crying at this all night