Luke Gorton

Humanities professor at the University of New Mexico. Researcher. Teacher. Explorer.

[Luke Gorton @lagorton]

We know a thing or two about meth purity in Albuquerque

[Kyle Cosgrove @KyleCosgrove12]

Is this a sales pitch? 🤔 #montanameth @JCameronShow @_TomLang can the firm help this guy save face, or has he lost his business to Gustavo for good?

[Luke Gorton @lagorton]

#Poseidon is probably still mad about that one time he built a wall for a guy and never got paid for it #troy #laomedon

[Luke Gorton @lagorton]

Zeus, commenting on 2020:

οὐ μὲν γάρ τί πού ἐστιν ὀιζυρώτερον ἀνδρὸς
πάντων ὅσσα τε γαῖαν ἔπι πνείει τε καὶ ἕρπει.

Of all the things that breathe and creep on the earth, there's really nothing at all more miserable than man.

(Iliad 17.446-447)

[Luke Gorton @lagorton]

If there's anyone who can read this omen about Biden's impending VP pick, please speak up now

[WWE @WWE]

WWE is saddened to learn that James Harris, known to WWE fans as Kamala, has passed away at age 70.

https://t.co/d0kGY4GcTO

[Luke Gorton @lagorton]

Alright Twitterverse, let's change the world