🐨 (ツ益ツ)DMG彡 👑🍩

I started my spiritual journey without religion, I just want a personal relationship with my God.

[ODINAKA. El Toro. @TheAjibolaGrey]

It’s simple, you cannot be marketing to Nigerians like we are in Beverly Hills.

We have an unspoken language and Funke Akindele understands and speaks it.

[𝓐𝔂𝓪 💗🌸 @AyaSansFiltre]

Sortie entre fille Vs Sortie entre garçon

👩🏾‍🦰: 50€ 🧔🏽‍♂️ : 2000€
👩🏿‍🦱: 50€ 🧑🏼‍🦱 : 🚘
👱🏽‍♀️: 50€ 👨🏿‍🦱 : 🍾🍺🍻🥂
🧑🏻‍🦰: 50€ 🧑🏻‍🦱 : 👩🏾‍🦰👩🏿‍🦱👱🏽‍♀️🧑🏻‍🦰

[Louise ✟🇻🇦 @prolifefrenchie]

... also 8 billion people.

[MaHMuD Waziri @Mahmud_wazeeree]

No wonder she's balding already.😭😂

[Olusegun Bakare𓃵 @theboyisgreat]

Without NELFUND, tuition fee was N20k.

With NELFUND, tuition fee is N400k.

That's Tinubu strategy..

[Kunle @ayo_dinehin]

Gradually, everyone is embracing WhatsApp call.

[elton @eltoowavy]

Screenshotting tweets and posting them on my WhatsApp status >>>

[Man of Letters. @Letter_to_Jack]

1hr with Dangote or 10million.

If you’re struggling, don’t pick 1hr with Dangote. Take the money and run.

All you’ll ever get from Dangote is a photo and a couple of nods to pretend as if he’s listening to whatever you’re saying.

[Nicky💕 @jas_d_barbie]

Guys so after you graduate does Apple Music kick you out of the student plan?😭

[Stephanie Iniidara @StephanieInii]

If you don’t have money to go to the cinema, book an international trip you’d be able to watch it during your flight for free.

[Gracee💕💜 @graceis_cute]

university in Nigeria is more about passing your exams than learning your about your profession

[Davido @davido]

IMOLE LE KAN SI💛💡💯I don try for today I get show tonight !! Love yall ❤️🇳🇬

[C££N• @Ceenuminati]

"No student has ever passed my course with an A or B before"

Is that really something to be proud of??

[𝗠𝘂𝗵𝗲𝗲 ♛ @muheediva01]

Black people don't turn the iron off...we just unplug it😂

[Chelsea @Egoasa]

All of a sudden, bandits mysteriously disappeared from Nigeria🥲

[LERRY @_AsiwajuLerry]

I have a feeling Davido’s uncle will lose that election and the pain from that loss will turn Davido into a fulltime politician.

[Harry Da Diegot @trigottista]

APC all the way in 2014 because of GEJ

Now you no want APC for your state 😂

Hoe Bee Hoe 😂😂😂

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

i think bringing a child into poverty is more cruel than abortion

[Ramin Nasibov @RaminNasibov]

We stopped saying "it’s Photoshop" and started saying "it’s AI."

End of an era. Photoshop, thanks for the memories.