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Mejor no se puede.

[JG @lagwagid]

@FitFounder Wiffle ball bat and ball

[JG @lagwagid]

@realJoshBrownie Bobby bacala trying to not look

[Theron Bassett @Improveordeath]

Women choose courtship, men pick wives.

Women are conservative with who they date, men are conservative with who they marry.

Women are picky when it comes to sex, men are picky when it comes to commitment.

To be a wife you have to be selected.

We need Fathers to teach this.

[JG @lagwagid]

@hornsby_realtor Get rid of the chimney.

[Duncan Trussell @duncantrussell]

On behalf the parents of the world I’m issuing an official Fuck You to the geriatric war pigs who managed to bring our planet to the brink of nuclear war. I hope you forget to bring fresh diapers to your bunkers and spend your last few miserable days wearing shit stained trousers.

[The Gilded Iguana @thegildediguana]

This new menu celebrates Costa Rican heritage, brining together vibrant, local ingredientes with bold, creative twists.

Crafted by talented Chef José González.

Now available at Gilded Iguana Restaurant!

#CostaRica #Guanacaste #Nosara #PlayaGuiones #Chef #Restaurant

[The Gilded Iguana @thegildediguana]

Exciting news! Chef José González’s new menu debuts November 15th at The Gilded Iguana Restaurant, celebrating Costa Rican flavors with locally sourced ingredients. Save the date and join us! 🌱✨ #CostaRica #Nosara #Guanacaste #PlayaGuiones

[Tim Young @TimRunsHisMouth]

Whoa! Chris Cuomo gets it.

This is wild to watch... The tide is turning.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

Awesome 😎

[JG @lagwagid]

@MarkHamill Fear is the path to the dark side.fear leads to anger. Anger leads to HATE. Hate leads to Suffering” mark take some advice from yoda and stop with the hate…

[John Mayer @JohnMayer]

Thank you Francisco Lindor @Lindor12BC. Thank you New York Mets. You never know when you’re going to find a new source of inspiration, and Francisco became that inspiration for me this year. You could see the dedication in his eyes, in his plays - you could even see it in his strikeouts; it wasn’t a case of “couldn’t,” only “didn’t that time.”

My Sphere concerts this summer became games in my mind. Wins were when the music was cooking, when the notes matched the intention, when the zone could be found. Every weekend was a series, and every show was a home game.

When I injured my finger and looked down to see half the nail sheared off and bleeding, my first thought was how to play with the other three fingers. That was what Lindor would have done, and so that’s what I did.

The Mets’ talent makes them aspirational, but their humanity makes them relational. It means that it’s never out of the question what’s being done on that field could be done by you and I in our pursuits, too.

If I had one secret of success to share with you, it’s to pick someone in life you admire and run alongside them. You don’t have to know them to decide that if they can keep going, you can keep going. And the Mets kept going.

I hope that in the next few days, after the disappointment has had its say, that Francisco and the entire team realizes that what they accomplished was enough. Their monumental run was enough to unify a city, bring together families, friends, and remind us all that above all else, nothing is more powerful a force in achieving success than effort. A boring word, “effort.” But it’s the only chance of good becoming great and that greatness taking hold for the long run.

So thank you Francisco Lindor, and thank you to the 2024 Mets for the unbelievable adventure, the inspiration, and the reminder to never give up. It was more than enough.

[JG @lagwagid]

@Riley_Gaines_ @BrandiKruse If a boy can identify as a girl, then can a girl identify as the first place winner if they come in second to a boy?

[JG @lagwagid]

@sweatystartup You should tell that to @elonmusk

[JG @lagwagid]

@KamalaHarris @alexandracooper What about covid vaccines?

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

When you get a call from the future that Pete Alonso is gonna end the Brewers season @StoolBaseball

[Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing]

"Pete Alonso, The Polar Bear, takes Devin Williams deep. And here in the 9th, the comeback kids have done it again."

"And this place is stunned."

Jon Sciambi on the call as Pete Alonso hits a three-run homer to give the Mets a 3-2 lead over the Brewers.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

How can you not be romantic about Baseball

[Jimmy O'Brien @Jomboy_]

Pete Alonso hits a go-ahead home run off Devin Williams, who was tipping his pitches, a breakdown

[Mets Therapy @mets_therapy]

That was the Beltran moment we all deserved 18 years ago.