Nikki Goetsch

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

I wish I could pay someone to get stains out of clothes. Washing drying and putting away clothes is enough. I’m not cut out for this. My children are animals.

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

I’d do anything for my kids but god damn do I wish they went to bed quicker

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

One of the most f’d things about me i just realized is that I still sleep on one side when I have my own bed

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

Life goes really fast when you’re looking at your phone the whole time………..

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

Are guys who paint their entire upper body for sports games psychopaths

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

love my kid but no you can’t wear that

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

Ok I decided I want to be a stay at home dog mom

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

I want a Cool Ranch Doritos Locos Taco 😑

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

Being a mom is forfeiting half your suitcase and not caring

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

I’d rather buy more iCloud storage than delete absolutely any mediocre picture of my dogs

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

Still kind of don’t believe how long @culvers buff tendies were gone

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

WHO in the hell goes to burger king

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

My dog pushed me off the bed this morning and I let it happen

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

@demi_burnett Where are your dining chairs from?

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

April - June 2020 Quarantine: the time I sat at home and watched 363 episodes of Grey’s Anatomy

@GreysABC
@EllenPompeo

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

Dogs don’t live long enough.

#dogsoftwitter #dogmom

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

@GoetschMeIfUCan dreams do come true

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

One day I’ll have a sectional and a subscription to the Smithsonian channel so I can watch Arial America. for now....I live with my Mom

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

Who uses the max iPhone brightness? Holy shit my eyes hurt

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

@MountainDew 54

[Nikki Goetsch @laheeef]

@chloeemmag God bless the spray tan