lahhrenzo.

new album out now. i love my fans almost as much as i love myself

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I NEED 200 RETWEETS FOR MR WILD TO WEAR MY WEAVE AND 800 FOR HIM TO BUY ME A NEW ONE! DO YOUR MAGIC TWITTER

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kylie sat on my laptop... welp.. LJ2 is on pause for now :(((( sorry guys

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i also am SO close to 1000 streams ... please help me out! i can't do it on my own because styrofoam doesn't have fingers!

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CAN YOU BELIEVE I AM ON THE BANDCAMP DISCOVER PAGE? I'M NOT SURPRISED BUT WOW! I. DID. THAT! STREAM AND BUY MY ALBUM <3 XOXOXOXOXOX
https://t.co/dSvRxMhKc8

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OUT NOW!
https://t.co/dSvRxMhKc8 https://t.co/yKM6Vcq8sy

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to my Lahhrenzorians…. my debut album is finally finished. now i’m trying to my weave on!!!!!!! thank you for being so patient with me these past 121 years, i can’t wait for you to hear this iconic album. all of these songs have special memories behind them.

[lahhrenzo. @lahhrenzo]

i decided to call it by my name, because i am iconic, and you love me...
my album is available for preorder, and i’m putting out an grat track every day up to the release....
it’s in your hands February 2 🦋
pre-order: https://t.co/dSvRxMhKc8

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SO! HERE'S TEA! I HAVE ANOTHER ALBUM COMING OUT NEXT WEEK

I know.. I know! YOUR'E PROBABLY SAYING 'WHAT'? BUT IT'S TRUE!

I'M WORKING SO HARD FOR YOU! PAY ME!

[lahhrenzo. @lahhrenzo]

now for the next page in this chapter
'i have questions' is written about someone who hurt me, lied to me, and left my email on read without any response.
this ballad is for you : https://t.co/yepQnU54jk

[lahhrenzo. @lahhrenzo]

crying as i type this ...
i’m so iconic ...

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NO. WAY.
five hours after release, and 'kris jenner' has broken so many records.
my label is sending me full details right now.
i couldn't have done this without all my hard work and being so iconic so that i have so many fans.
we.. I DID IT

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guys... i'm about to check the charts and see how 'kris jenner' is doing... i'm not nervous because you all love me and i'm a queen but i can't wait to celebrate with you guys

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typo: halibasis not halitosis doyyy

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kris jenner is a song about my mom and my homeland of halitosis ... i'd love it if you listened but like if you don't you can go die <3 xoxox lahhrenzo
https://t.co/m3gDB7P3IS

[lahhrenzo. @lahhrenzo]

i decided to call it by my name, because i am iconic, and you love me...
my album is available for preorder, and i’m putting out an grat track every day up to the release....
it’s in your hands February 2 🦋
pre-order: https://t.co/dSvRxMhKc8

[lahhrenzo. @lahhrenzo]

to my Lahhrenzorians…. my debut album is finally finished. now i’m trying to my weave on!!!!!!! thank you for being so patient with me these past 121 years, i can’t wait for you to hear this iconic album. all of these songs have special memories behind them.

[lahhrenzo. @lahhrenzo]

a message for my beautiful fans, oh sorry im just looking in a mirror

a message for my fans:
and my gift for you: https://t.co/rGh73AB5aH

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@McD_Canada I just paid $3 for nugget sauce. It was snatched by a woman who KNEW IT WAS NOT HER ORDER. SHE TOOK HERS AND MINE! help.

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@MSOWEIDA ! DOWNLOAD AND STREAM MY NEW SONG “LOOK COLE YOU MADE ME WILD” NOW!

https://t.co/Hcqi5gKWcL

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FROM KRIS'S WOMB TO NOW ... THIS IS JUST THE BEGINNING OF MY STORY...

#LJ2ISCOMING

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CHECK BACK HERE AT 8PM.
THE TEA IS BREWING
AND KYLIE IS ABOUT TO GET A FACE FULL OF IT.
HOLD YOUR FAKE WEAVES.
I AM COMING.

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YOU’RE GONNA WANT TO DO A CURRENT EVENTS JOURNAL ABOUT THIS ARTICLE ... @MR W**D