Phaedree🇨🇦

Widow of a diabetic adoptee. Atheist. September is child cancer awareness

[Poonam @Aiwithpoonam]

NOBODY WARNED ME AT 32. SO I'M WARNING YOU.
(Write these down. Save them. Screenshot them.)

1. Your parents are not background characters.

[Phaedree🇨🇦 @Lahiggins63]

@linadreaamy 12

[Phaedree🇨🇦 @Lahiggins63]

@SqSehrish Cjse

[Phaedree🇨🇦 @Lahiggins63]

@k_a_y_an Did one tin soldier ride away?

[Phaedree🇨🇦 @Lahiggins63]

@phveektordrayne My friend married a Vietnamese and his mom came and stayed a month. She was actually a big help. My friend hot to concentrate on the baby and his mom did all the household stuff

[Darshak Rana ⚡️ @thedarshakrana]

It took me 4 years to understand this; but I will teach in just 2 minutes:

#1. Don't go to a party you aren't invited to.

[truthache @truthache68]

🐴🎸If this doesn’t make you grin, then something is wrong with you! 😅

[𝐒. @onlyskypace]

Bir gün terapistime sordum:
"Yaptığım hiçbir şeyden keyif alamıyorum. Sanki dünya devam ediyor ama ben o resmin dışına düşmüşüm." Sustu. Bir süre beni izledi defterine bir şeyler yazdı++

[Phaedree🇨🇦 @Lahiggins63]

@Halo_chains I wasn’t a single mom but my daughter would occasionally on a sleepover want to come home. I always went and got her and thanked the mother.

[Phaedree🇨🇦 @Lahiggins63]

@filiabonacci @cork83759 @Springer_Med My husband was 70 and reversed it for 15 years with diet 🤷

[Science girl @sciencegirl]

World first virtual reality train opens in Aussie aged care facility, where residents enjoy afternoon tea while touring 10 countries.

[🤠 @heavensbvnny]

People who sell things online: I AM NEVER GOING TO CALL FOR PRICING. Never. I’m going to close your website and move on to the next one that lists prices.

[The Figen @TheFigen_]

This is awesome!

artist Ravi Pyronix

[Phaedree🇨🇦 @Lahiggins63]

Dear Dimash — new book announced #dimashdears https://t.co/Ir9NxlQWao via @YouTube

[Doc  @DocAtCDI]

When you have an 'I hate my job' day, try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy, go to the thermometer section & purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and then remove the thermometer and place it on a flat surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.
Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times, "I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson."

[DaVinci @BiancoDavinci]

Althea Crome, who creates 1:12 scale knitted sweaters using silk sewing thread instead of yarn and surgical wire instead of needles.

[Nature is Stunning 🌿 @StunningNature_]

@DudespostingWs This dude was skiing and happened to pass a snowboarder who was completely buried underneath the snow. He would have potentially died if this guy hadn’t noticed him.

[Snarcasm Queen @MoreOrLessAMess]

@CoolestLame_Evr Hot take but very few people are good at pulling off the right tone in a funeral, regardless of how many they do.

[Phaedree🇨🇦 @Lahiggins63]

@Doug8ur @DOGE__news Actually had this happen. Was a broken pipe on my in ground sprinkler.

[𝐿𝒶𝒹𝓎 𝒱 🥀 @V_Lady2024]

Im not crying , you’re crying 😭 ♥️
What a beautiful gift 🥰