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Baby girling

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There's beauty in the most unexpected of places. There are bright places, even in dark times. And if there isn't, you can be that bright place with infinite capacities.

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@TheMariamOL Cc: @muyiwasaka

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My 5 year old said she doesn't want to live in Nigeria anymore.
I asked her why and she said because she's been here a long time.
🤣🤣🤣

Madam, you're just 5!

[M. @lahmind]

There's an outbreak of Elianas.

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I think when God creates a new world, He should abolish calories. Let everyone eat as much as they can without the fear of weight gain.

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My 4 year old saw a video of a dwarf and said "oh, that's a mini human" 😮‍💨

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@TheSolape 🤣🤣🤣🤣

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Me to my daughter: You can be whatever you want to be when you grow up.

Daughter: I want to be a firefighter.

Me: Okay. You'll be an astronaut.

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@TheSolape Doing gentle parenting with these toddlers requires a special grace from God, cos she daily tests my limit.

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Man. I didn't know 4 year olds are so opinionated. Abi nah only my own?

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@Kodetrix Daddy e, not me.

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@Im_a_MARVEL 😂😂

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@Oriadday Like firefighter for where? 😂😂

[M. @lahmind]

All I had to do was Google. I understand now.

[M. @lahmind]

I really still don't understand why Jesus cursed the empty fig tree. It wasn't the tree's fault that its fruit wasn't in season.

Can someone please enlighten me?

[M. @lahmind]

I sent a 40secs voice note and I said "so" 8 times 😭

[M. @lahmind]

We too will die some day. What will be said of us?

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@Wankwase_ Hello. I DM'd you since yesterday but no response.

[M. @lahmind]

How is gold 145-150k per gram? This thing was 35k/gram just 3 years ago!

Will it ever drop?

[M. @lahmind]

@Im_a_MARVEL Yeah, I'll try sippy cup when she turns 6months. Or I'll add to her purees. Breastmilk must not waste 😄

[M. @lahmind]

I got a freezer full of breastmilk, with a baby who is refusing to feed from the bottle 🫠🫠