Laicyjones

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

Shut up. You're a below average CS.

[Jim Njue @jimNjue_]

I knew Ruku cannot stand in a market anywhere in Embu or Meru and preach that gospel of dividing the Mountain. People will not entertain him. He can only preach it at burials in his village where no one will react because they are his clansmen and Mbeeres play clan politics.

[𝑾𝒊𝒍𝒔𝒐𝒏🎭 @wil_sonn1]

“Nikiongea muamke mshangilie, mseme mnataka pesa”
😂😂 so this is how watchmen were briefed before going to stahouse. Government bloggers huwa hawapost kama hizi😂😂😂

[SinCara ‎⁨ᥫ᭡ @dombwosque24823]

History will be kind to this man

[TAWE MOVEMENT @TaweMovement1]

Ruku encounters one-term chants.

[DCP TV @_DCPTV]

Emurua Dikirr we're Coming !

[Juma @JmJuma1]

The busiest presidential candidate in Kenya, weekdays ako site, weekends ako rally, never change man.🙌🏾🙌🏾

[Muthoni wa Muthomo @GlitteringAnge]

"A nominated UDA senator killed Rachel Wandeto"
Who can guess who this is?
I think it's obvious

[The Kenyan Vigilante @KenyanSays]

"Nikiongea msimame mshangilie," – This is how the 5,000 security guards were briefed before entering State House.

[Sen. Methu Muhia @methumuhia]

William Samoei Ruto is not discriminative. He oppresses without leaving anyone behind!

[Rigathi Gachagua @rigathi]

Bwana DCI, I have seen you have called a press conference to cover up the police killers of Dr Victoria Nthunya Mutiso and then fix some boda boda riders.

I have the names of the three police killers from Murkomen’s community whom you have been instructed to cover up.

We shall release the details after your presser if you attempt a cover up.

You must name the inspector from Kikuyu Police Station, the constable from the same police station and the other constable from Karinde police post.

Good officers have given me all the details and your days of covering up killings by police officers must come to an end.

Also, bwana DCI, allow the Nairobi sierra killer squad you have transferred out of Nairobi to attend the presser. They want to tell Kenyans and name the persns who have been instructing them and how they are now being victimized.

[@037frontline🎯 @KijanayaMumias]

No buses. No filters. No hired crowd.
Just pure, organic love for Omwami & Lindamwananchi! 🔥

[Hon. Caleb Amisi, MP @Honcalebamisi]

Kila mtu anaenda kula .

It is literally your time to eat .

After eating, we must return our country to order!

Kenya needs a renaissance!

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

The WANTAM anthem is the best thing to happen to the country since independence.

[Chris Sambu @the_sambu]

Rigathi Gachagua's intelligence insane! ion is insane!

[Sholla Ard 🇰🇪 @sholard_mancity]

Congratulations Mohamed Ali 👏

Kalonzo didn’t just appoint a Deputy Party Leader in my opinion.

He chose a fighter. A strategist. A man who understands the streets and the numbers.

Wiper just got stronger.
2027 just got more interesting.

[I am Chege @_James041]

The following youths have been arrested in Nyayo Estate, Embakasi while protestiy the grabbing of a public land meant for a Primary School by NSSF. I am informed that they are currently detained at Embakasi Police Station and are kindly calling for help.

[Alfred Keter🇰🇪 @alfredarapketer]

We are sorry the great people of Mbeere South, we were not familiar with your game!
😂😂😂😂😂😂
#RutoMustGo

[Omwamba 🇰🇪 @omwambaKE]

Elections ni next week na Sifuna hana party

[Kavuli M. Bernard, FCH @BernardKavuli]

BREAKING NEWS: NATIONWIDE protests to start at 7AM.