Alaina

[Alaina @lain_jo]

still not over how accurately this guy described Pennsylvanians

[Alaina @lain_jo]

Well well well, how the turntables. To any Browns fan happy that we have Deshaun Watson, here’s a look into your tragic future:

[Jemele Hill @jemelehill]

If you have to put in the ruling that Deshaun Watson is only allowed to utilize the Browns’ massage therapists, then maybe he should be getting suspended more than 6 games.

[Alaina @lain_jo]

well it’s about damn time being a responsible father (i.e. bare minimum parenting) is really getting celebrated.

[Governor Mike DeWine @GovMikeDeWine]

Fathers play such a vital role in the lives of their children. That's why I signed a resolution to recognize June as Responsible Fatherhood Month. All fathers and father-figures who build and maintain strong Ohio families and communities deserve our gratitude.

[Alaina @lain_jo]

no one is a bigger advocate for mental health than a republican after a mass shooting.

[Alaina @lain_jo]

so what I’m gathering from this press conference, school shootings are tragic enough to grieve but not tragic enough to try to prevent.

[Alaina @lain_jo]

Thank god we have a government that can really come together when it matters the most. Ya know, like to end to Day Light Savings Time.

[Alaina @lain_jo]

genuine question to the sensible conservative (I’m really just curious):

when you see a mass shooting do you feel that something has to change (just not gun reform) or do you see it as an unavoidable price that unfortunately has to be paid to preserve the 2A?

[Alaina @lain_jo]

I love living in a free country where they can’t force you to wear a mask during your forced pregnancy #blessed

[Alaina @lain_jo]

Mother’s Day being in less than a week just feels cruel

[Alaina @lain_jo]

“The inescapable conclusion is that a right to abortion is not deeply rooted in the Nation’s history and traditions.”

You know what else isn’t deeply rooted in the Nation’s history and traditions? Women’s rights in general.

[Alaina @lain_jo]

so I know we all look at Florida as the most despicable state but don’t sleep on Tennessee

[Alaina @lain_jo]

Thinking you know more than literal professionals on their own subject matter is so stupid. But also if you see a verified Uno account trying to tell you the real Draw 4 rules go ahead and ignore that because they’re wrong.

[c🏳️‍🌈 @rn_er_c]

Remember when you used to be asked, “Smoking or non-smoking?” at a restaurant?

No? That’s because we, as a society, made the decision that people who smoke can absolutely do so, but they don’t get to endanger others in the process.

Do you see where I’m going with this or

[Alaina @lain_jo]

idk who needs to hear this but update your tiktok so you can rewind and fast forward 🙌🏼

[Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @AOC]

The pandemic hit in 2020. We should not use 2019 income to determine relief eligibility.

[Alaina @lain_jo]

I think she’s heard me call men trash one too many times

[The Daily Show @TheDailyShow]

Hannity tonight

[Alaina @lain_jo]

Republicans’ argument against impeachment:

but if we hold trump accountable for deeply dividing the country, it will deeply divide the country.

[Katie Porter @katieporterca]

Women. Accounted. For. All. The. Losses.

[Alaina @lain_jo]

Just in case my Steelers fan husband forgets when he wakes up that the @Browns won