Trump accomplished more this week than Obama did in 8 years
3.9% unemployment
Captured top 5 ISIS leaders
North Korean meeting set and schedules denuclearization event
Secured release of 3 US hostages
Iran deal cancelled
All time low black unemployment 6.6%
#MAGA
*doesn’t get invited anywhere* *gets left on read* *has to ask to join in events* *never anyone’s first pick in anything* *rarely if ever gets messaged first* “man I really wish a had friends” *absolutely everyone I’ve ever met* “iM oFfEnDEd I tHoUgHt wE WeRe fRiEnDs”
I received a fraud alert on my credit card because they thought spending $109 on cookie dough was “highly unusual”. I told them they should meet my highly unusual wife.
Like last Monday a girl in my class goes “so I just want to share a passage from Philippines 4:13”
and I was like bahaha that’s good lopes up, but I never tweeted it so now here we are
BREAKING: Rapper Lil Wayne has OFFICIALLY WON in court against Birdman, Birdman MUST pay Lil’ Wayne $48.9 million for unpaid album sales, royalties, and damages dating back to Tha Carta III. CONGRATS WEEZY