Alaina 🧚‍♂️

Professional midnight snacker.

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

When United forces you to gate check your carry on due to there “being no room” but you get on the plane and see this… 😔 #unitedairlines @united

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

Knew this didn’t taste the same lol, what y’all tryna pull @RogueAles 😂

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

@AmericanAir Sure, except there were food crumbs in our row and on our trays.

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

@AmericanAir so much for social distancing. Looks like y’all just make shit up on the fly #COVIDIOTS #SocialDistancing

[Jeffree Star @JeffreeStar]

Hi anxiety, how are ya???

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

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[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

Do you ever start running and realize you’re not a kid anymore

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

“We thought he was a drug lord, turns out he was just a basic white girl.” @DawnOfTheDziok

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

Grampa: Is your underwear bothering you?
Bro: 😳 what... Grampa: Why are you walking funny? Lmaooo 🤣🤣

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

TGIF 🙄

[Chloe Dziok @DawnOfTheDziok]

So this happened...
Video courtesy of @lainacokes
#FridayFun #FridayFeeIing

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

@juliensolomita bf wants you to know, “The Big Unit” is Randy Johnson. “The Big Hurt” is Frank Thomas.

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

Get you someone who will pick your wedgie when your nails are still drying #NoBoundaries

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

When patients care more about what their Fitbit says than their doctor😑 #icant

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

“Toe cleavage - hot or not?” #quotesbychloe 🤣🤣 @DawnOfTheDziok

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

Today I came to the realization my hair has gotten to the length where I need to be cautious of it when I go to the bathroom..... #FirstWorldProblems

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

“YEAH, let’s think that and then be disappointed” lmaooo @DawnOfTheDziok

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

“You know it’s serious when I put my eyebrows on.” 🤣 @DawnOfTheDziok

[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

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[Alaina 🧚‍♂️ @lainacokes]

When your manager gives you permission to be a dick ✌🏼