@limebike I was involved in an accident because the seat fell off mid ride on one of your bikes and all you present me is with a standard form and a “Thank you for your feedback”?
@StarlingBank your document verification times are exceedingly disappointing. Signed up for an account and submitted ID on Monday, five days later and still waiting for you to "check my details".
Oh god, @Microsoft , just when I thought you couldn't mess up @Skype any more, you introduce those absolutely retarded Cortana suggestions.
On the other hand, we're having a blast seeing just how idiotic our conversations can get.
#spaghetti