claudia sprouts

easy does it

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i forgot how much i love being a server bc i made my entire rent in one night and we are only 4 days into the month

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the people who work at aldi hate the people who shop at aldi

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the toyota rav4 is such a hot girl car. hybrid? even hotter. i know this because i have many examples. including myself.

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nothing says florida like someone locking up their electric wheelchair to the bench at the bus stop

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@kbunnns how to play chess

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just found out that my bf has never heard of watering down the last bit of your hand soap.. the privilege

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i have never seen an adult working at an uptown cheapskate

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moving to florida makes so much sense because i hate having a lot of belongings so i can basically trash all of my sweatpants now

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@shut_up_syd lol i agree with you 1000% luv

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i rate an entire apartment complex off of how nice its pool is. thats pretty much the only thing that matters to me

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realizing that NC might be too cold for me so FL is my only real option like i knew all along

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I now pronounce you Soulja Boy and Soulja Girl

You may now superman dat hoe

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what's up losers? who missed me? not staying for long just dropping in catch up on some reading material (cat pictures) and let you all know that i up to no good once again

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you guys don’t think I’m funny anymore just say it

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my walk routes are based entirely on crunchy leaf locations

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@kayyla_o can confirm. i spent three hours in bed just staring at the ceiling

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sick to my fucking stomach every time I come to calvert

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@lfergieson Omf I love that they are silly sandals