elaina

you’re aren’t

[elaina @lainergirl64]

my darkest secret … i love bartender quartets

[elaina @lainergirl64]

jughead jones gave me gender envy

[elaina @lainergirl64]

i ain’t no challah back girl

[elaina @lainergirl64]

i wear a bib when i eat it

[elaina @lainergirl64]

my implant guy - he’s a felon! great guy though

[elaina @lainergirl64]

i have the alpha gut biome

[elaina @lainergirl64]

i’m autistic about beer

[elaina @lainergirl64]

i love putting coffee on shit.

u know what i put coffee on today that gave me an electric thrill?

eggs.

[elaina @lainergirl64]

clocked in at the tea factory

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laptop darty but as a dog name

[elaina @lainergirl64]

girls don’t fart, they tweet

[elaina @lainergirl64]

you can uber eats a labubu from nick’s convenience for $49.99

[elaina @lainergirl64]

i am the gay son and the communist daughter

[elaina @lainergirl64]

social insecurity number

[elaina @lainergirl64]

imma roomba that carpet

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freudian clit

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i’m projecting onto them my garlic insecurities

[elaina @lainergirl64]

that’s like saving your toenail clippings and feeding it to the baby

[elaina @lainergirl64]

getting called a dommy mommy on macaroni monday

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dickson or cockdaughter