laine saralegui

abolish the police !! she/her

[jenneth goulet @kennyroysgrammy]

an absolute masterclass in delivery

[Kaye Foley @KayeFoley]

My toxic trait: Hmm, let me see if this food that normally hurts my stomach hurts my stomach TODAY.

[Caris Allen @cariswrites]

The wives/daughters/mistresses of the people who make these insidious laws will always have access to abortions. Rescinding Roe v. Wade is an attack on people who don't have the resources to leave their state/country to get the healthcare they need. It's calculated class warfare.

[doomer @uncledoomer]

im feeling wild tonight sir, please add 25 calories to my sandwich

[Sarah Evans @SarahjevsEvans]

When Barry tried to sunbathe on the window ledge 😐

[doomer @uncledoomer]

average cadillac buyer

[Jeremy Elder @jeremyelderr]

damn I walked all the way to the bridge near my house to ponder and there’s already two dudes here pondering as well

[Free Brittany Martin @IfyWorks]

Hi @delta. Your flight attendants greeting us “would you like champagne? Let’s celebrate no more masks” is not what I paid for. It’s not only childish but also creates an uncomfortable, and potentially hostile environment for those of us still masked. COVID is also not seasonal.

[lindsay @lmgripps]

missing a call from my dad at 8 AM

My anxiety brain: A relative died I know it
My dad: