Lande

mechanic major🦾👨‍🔧, music fanatic- j cole desciple #thehoodpope , @chelseafc💙💙

[Lande @lainethepope]

@Lilkey222 @CFCPys @peterrutzler Fool that doesn't understand how transfers work

[Elvis Tunde @Tunnykvng]

Xabi Alonso is lowkey going for player-coaches

[Lande @lainethepope]

@CFCMods Y'all can never be satisfied lol, Alonso knows what he's doing, at the end of the season you'll eat humble pie

[The Instigator @Am_Blujay]

Zimbabwe is a failed state

[lobistars🇳🇬 @john322226]

David_Ornstein is such a nonchalant journalist…Bro just drop a bomb about Vinicius junior and move on like it’s nothing serious.

If it was fabrizio Romano, he would’ve made 20 tweets about the transfer deal 😭😂😂

[Lande @lainethepope]

@twitgameboy The feeling is mutual

[Men's Sexual Health @Men_Sex_Health]

Your penis will get smaller if you watch porn and masturbate multiple times every day because of reduced blood flow.

[CentreGoals. @centregoals]

🚨🚨🎙️| Marc Cucurella on his son with autism: "I wish I had no money and my son was healthy. I'm growing my hair out because he loves it so much. So that one day, if he forgets me, he can recognise me by my hair." 🥺❤️

[Lande @lainethepope]

@LegacySiu Kvaratskelia

[Mal @UtdMaI]

This World Cup gave us the wildest character development

We started by hating Cucurella and somehow ended up loving him. Messi entered as the “humble idol” to some and left looking like the face of anti-football.

Cristiano kept reminding everyone why he’s the most admirable athlete of all time. The world finally discovered that Haaland is very real… especially the girls. Valentín Barco got properly humbled by Bellingham.

And somehow, by the end of it all, Cape Verde became everyone’s dream holiday destination.

What a tournament!

[Lande @lainethepope]

@Kgoshigadi_TT These guys were just pawns in a chess move

[Lande @lainethepope]

@belikefred_ Education

[Sam @Sm4rt_Sam]

@eagleseyeinc The version of you that emerges from those six months of discipline is progress in itself.

[Lande @lainethepope]

@Veronwg 1 week clean

[Veron @Veronwg]

No more repeated circles, it’s time to quit masturbation

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.

[CooperBaggs 💰🍞 @edgaralandough]

1 day no 🌽 = your head clears
7 days no 🌽 = shame loses its grip
21 days no 🌽 = real self-respect
30 days no 🌽 = focus you forgot you had
6 months no 🌽 = people notice the difference
1 year no 🌽 = a life you actually recognize

Refuse porn. Believe in Jesus.

[ADAM @adamemedia1]

Who agrees Baron Trump should be the next young American sent to the front lines?

[Lande @lainethepope]

@Northern_Chels @Blue_Footy Preach

[𝐃𝐈𝐆𝐁 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @_DIGB]

American national anthem before kick off, game not played at night, hydration breaks, dynamic ticket prices, camera panning to celebrities every 25 seconds and a 30 minute HT show still to come

Never let these fucking idiots host it again