LaineyJae

In between the lines there’s alot of obscurity. I’m not inclined to resign to maturity.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

I haven’t had the emotional stability to watch OTH in years.

[NowThis Impact @nowthisimpact]

This mining proposal is threatening the world’s largest salmon fishery — here’s what’s at stake if approved

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

@OnlyMurdersHulu Mabel, if I was your aunt I’d be pissed that the only progress you’ve made in the renovation is drawing my damn neighbors on the wall. WHERE EVEN IS SHE

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

The Pina Colada is very romantic if you really think about it.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

Nothing more wholesome than watching Nick pull into the driveway after a long day of work, singing along to Vienna.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

You know you’re getting older when your friends are all out partying and you cancelled all of your weekend plans to break in your new couch with a Blacklist marathon.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

What’s the point in pre-ordering something when everytime the estimated ship date comes around, there’s a “delay” and it’s another year before you hear anything.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

What cracks me up is when people try to sell their old couch for $1,000 bc it’s “only two years old”. Um, that just means you’ve been farting on it for two years. As if.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

@OnlyMurdersHulu has me ON EDGE.
Also, Oscar is my brother’s doppelganger it’s scary.

[Mike The Situation ☝🏻 @ItsTheSituation]

Happiness is an inside job

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

Hey, writers of every tv show and movie! You can stop explaining the fable of the scorpion and the frog in great detail. We all know it.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

I really thought my 20’s wpuld be spent as a hooligan dancing on bars yet every friday I’m wrapped in a blanket with a mug of decaf watching @YukonVet and discussing moose calves who didn’t get enough colostrum.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

@DevonESawa I loved waiting in suspense as the school names ran across the bottom of the screen. If mine came up, a surge of excitement just raced through me and my parents were PISSED😂

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

I’m gonna need every show I watch growing up to check in now.

[Nick Jr. @nickjr]

So about that time Steve went off to college… #BluesClues25

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

Does anyone EVER get their order within a reasonable timeframe when they preorder something? Why’d I preorder if it’s always out of stock?

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

@RollingStone Joe Rogan is a scourge to society.

[George Takei @GeorgeTakei]

The covid alarmists were right about the danger to millions.

The climate alarmists were right about the danger to the whole planet.

The abortion rights alarmists were right about the danger to all women.

Maybe we shouldn’t dismiss them as alarmists. They are the truthtellers.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

Trends change faster than you’ll get that cow print shoulder bag in the mail so you might as well just wear whatever the hell you want.

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

@9StrangersHulu

[LaineyJae @lainey_jae]

I am dangerously engrossed in Nine Perfect Strangers. I have not waited a week on the edge of my seat to watch a show IN YEARS.