Elaine Etheridge

this is dumb.

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

This is worth tweeting. What the actual fuck just happened on SNL?? Anybody??

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

@katelyncornell I had a boyfriend after high school that did the same thing. You are not alone. I dreamed of dating this guy and he turned out to be the scum of the earth telling me “I would like it more if it felt like it was forced” he would guilt me into everything. He ruined intimacy for me.

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

I don’t use Twitter.

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@GrouponHelpUS I already have spoken with the support team. The luggage tags are what I received first. Then their replacement/second try was the open pack of toothbrushes.

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

@Groupon is the worst. All I wanted was an Instant Pot for my boyfriend’s birthday and instead I received.....

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

Lol to the start of my adult life. https://t.co/xLi7pGbWiz

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

Wam bam thank you fam...for putting up a new fence in my back yard!

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

How you know that the guy who flipped your house was a cheapskate. He literally spray painted over the old tub and this isn’t even the worst of it... #hgtvhelpme #fixmyhouse @hgtv 😭

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

It's October! 💀👻🎃🕸

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Dudes. Kaine for VP for sure. This guy is killin it at the DNC. I'd vote for Clinton just to get him.

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

The moment when a mouse runs across the living room while you're watching @WalkingDead_AMC expecting something is about to happen. NOT COOL!

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

S/o to @jimmyjohns for driving across town and delivering my sub in under 10 minutes. You the real MVP.

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

Just had the most amazing idea. @toddyrockstar needs to host SNL!!! @nbcsnl

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

The lesson we are quickly learning this season with the Alexandrians: you either follow Rick, or you die. #TheWalkingDead

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

I like your tweet but I don't like you....hmmmm decisions....

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

Can I start decorating for Halloween yet? I think it's close enough.

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

Got on Pinterest for the first time for today and had 51 notifications. Does that make me Pinfamous??

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

So last week only the beginning and end recorded of SYTYCD and this week it was only the end. I haven't seen any dances in 2 weeks! Not ok.

[Elaine Etheridge @laineybird0v0]

@iGeorgeBaker I used to have that problem but then Shea called me a hoarder and made me throw away the receipts....