Lain Jordan

I live for nights i can’t remember

[Lain Jordan @lainjordan12]

Luke Combs and Morgan Wallen saved country music🗣

[🏴‍☠️ @1piecehub]

“bro I’m not even drunk”

me in the bathroom:

[Lain Jordan @lainjordan12]

F the olympics put Yellowstone on

[𝐁𝐈𝐆 𝐌𝐎 … @JaYunnaMonae]

I got a job. I got a home to live in. I’m not missing any meals. Bills are being paid. I got a car to drive. Family doing fine. I got breath in my body. It’s more than enough reason to tell the Lord Thank You🙌🏽🙌🏽

[Mike Beck @mikebeck23]

Your boy is getting married in less than 2 months... help make this happen! 🤙🏼🍻 @BuschBeer is the best beer

[Lain Jordan @lainjordan12]

There are so many worthless ass people in the world these days smh, majority of this generation is shit

[Austin J. Clements @ClementsAustinJ]

"Are you fucking kidding me?!"

--my 2yo, clear as a bell, in the middle of PetSmart, upon seeing a snake in real life for the first time

[Lain Jordan @lainjordan12]

Singing and dancing to no one in your passenger seat drunk is amazing

[Lain Jordan @lainjordan12]

@Coledrank16 What

[PINKSWEATSUITS @coi_leray]

Idc how much money I got... I’m broke

[Pecos & the Rooftops @pecos_rooftops]

What a weekend. I need sleep and an IV.

[🤧 @SHAAANEE_]

broke = i have money i'm not spending.

[Madison @madistewart00]

Forget Netflix and chill I’m tryna cornhole and grill

[Lain Jordan @lainjordan12]

I’m ready to be drunk asf on a sandbar eating a ham and cheese sandwhich

[eat soup @jasminericegirl]

"are you ok?" no my stomach always hurts

[Lain Jordan @lainjordan12]

I’ve wished my age away

[a funky little guy @shloes_tweets]

I zoned out once in high school and I never zoned back in