ae91 connoisseur.

Somewhere between liberal and conservative.

[James @MrJamesKe]

You're already that big without corruption. If you start eating public funds, Parliament may need wider doors.

[Mumbi Akinyi @Moh_Mumbi]

Protect Americans at the expense of Kenyans. They have already killed 2 unarmed protestors.

Ebola-zero

[Royal Ambassador @JaokooMoses]

Dear @EACCKenya good evening and congratulations for a successful raid at the city chief officer's residence in syokimau. Your Investigating officer while at the scene of crime stated that you recovered 250M, while your official statement is 65.3M. You have the right of reply.

[Joel Jirani @JoelJirane]

I know we are shaping our country lakini huyo ameambia Hanifa akili yake sio protected area aitumie amekanyaga shingo kabisa.

[Dennis Kioko - KeNHA Unmarked Bumps Hitter @denniskioko]

Exceptionalism eventually swallows everyone.

Allow students to go home on weekends with permission slips, visiting during lunchtime and after school and weekends, and TV after preps, weekends and big matches

School isn't prison

[James @MrJamesKe]

President of a third world country moving and spending like a first world president. As usual, the bill lands on the citizens. Awuor.

[Artifence @Artifence]

A guy books a bnb in kilimani. then goes and get a girl somewhere. he convinces the girl that house belongs to him. Then the guy brings his gold biz client. Then he tells the client, let me deposit this money, stay here with my wife, I will be back.
small girl with big God. hehe

[Lincoln. @linc_ke3]

Do you know how unconvincing your story has to be as a woman mpaka Carlton akose kuamini, that was a very poor script from them😂💀

[Jakonyango @Ja_Konyango]

pesa utatengeneza lakini utasweat😂

Saa hizi si rahisi kama ile enzi za kuchanga😂😂

Tafuta tu wera kama sisi wengine😂

[Cerebral Assassin @xysist]

From what I have seen , Kenyans have immense respect for CJ Maraga.

[KABABA @GeneralWaitish]

Shakira alidhani atalea mtoto na campaign funds za Maraga akapata ninja haitoboki ata 100 ya breakfast.

[𝐌𝐢𝐜𝐚𝐥🐉 @KatheuNzyimi]

Duale is the most corrupt thing I have ever seen bro. Jamaa ako on live TV ameulizwa if the media can go see these quarantine centers and he flat out said no. Akaulizwa why not akasema 'for what purpose?'
Eiii eii eiiiiii😂💀💀

[Gitz  @Gitz__]

23 Mining Zones all guarded by the KDF under the guise of Ebola treatment and isolation centres.

Kasongo is prioritizing his own pockets over our sovereignty by protecting a heist.

Wajinga waliisha Kenya! We see the game.

[Flavian💙 @flavian_dalia]

Watu kama Shakira ni a cancer to society. Mahn I hate people who take sexual harassment as a joke and I knew something was fishy about her timing and her dragging CJ Maraga's name.

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

I serve as co-chair in David Maraga's political committee, where Shakira served (quite well actually) as the secretary until November last year when she resigned.

I'll do a thread to explain my experience of what transpired.

[Abu Iman @Mr_Guantai]

That list is quite long. Start with illegal mining and then illegal deforestation of precious woods.

[Nzioka Muli @nziokamul1]

Research how many children were trafficked during Henry Wooster's tenure as Chargé d’Affaires at the U.S. Embassy in Haiti.

[Broke CEO @wavesandstorms]

They had malaria and meningitis patients registered as Ebola victims in DRC. Citizens protested, burnt down quarantines and magically there was an 87% drop in numbers. Swali kubwa ni, why is the US still insisting on building a facility in Kenya? Biashara gani ingine wako nayo?

[BOYOT 👴 @Kevlan_]

That Ford Raptor was at George Ruto’s compound the day they met with Brayo wa Bikes 💀

[Willis Evans Otieno @otienowill]

You can't have an Authority of a king with an accountability of a toddler.