Laith Quotes

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*to the tune of "I believe in miracles"*

Laith- I believe in little girls!

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I have her cell number, should we sext her?

...no I want the monthly.
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Just a normal email from Laith. #laithquotes

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@AarezoSultani Aw hell ya

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You know the thing about cockroaches.. They look shiny and slimy but they feel like pastry!
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You know.. life is like a box of chocolates, you never know when you're going to find a nut in one of them. #laithquotes

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I like my cheese like I like my women, holy 🙏🏽 #laithquotes

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I studied abroad for a year, I could never understand her..

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Let's get wet, then dry ourselves.

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I love touching my fingers with my other fingers.
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It sounds like he's giving birth from his nose! #laithquotes

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Dan, the computer man...
If he can't do it,
nobody can!
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The only time I'll change my eating habits is when my hair turns grey, then I'll dye it.. #laithquotes

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It's like she's pulling something out of her nose...

and by her nose, I mean not her nose.
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Keep an eye on Troy and Josh.

There is no I in Troy or Josh.......

Keep an O on them.
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Troy: Should we meet?
Laith: Should we vegetable?
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"Make a U-turn please."

"I'm going to call it an us turn because I couldn't have done it without you guys." #laithquotes

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You want to hear two short jokes and a long joke? Joke joke jooookkkkkkeeeeeee. #laithquotes

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I'm from Baghdad that's why they call me the big bag daddy of LA. #laithquotes

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Tickets are $10 but I can get you in for $9. #laithquotes