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@elonmusk Only when you are alive but without a soul will you understand the meaning of life and death!

@kaalaxoficial

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@RobertGarcia @Santos4Congress Obey the law, be a good citizen, but not necessarily a good person.

@Jonjonn79179510

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@ANAMARIABRAGA The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

@peqoiahn91

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@bod_republic I will try my best to be the person you like, and then you won't be with me anymore.

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@bfcarlson Don't talk far away, I'm not sure you'll survive that day

[Benjamin Carlson @bfcarlson]

Think about what’s being done to your dopamine levels on a daily basis and then watch this. In 1958, Aldous Huxley predicted a form of dictatorship that would rely not on force, but propaganda—and addiction.

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@bod_republic The difference between humans and pigs is: pigs are always pigs, but people are sometimes not people!

@mileyrecords___

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@teslaownersSV @elonmusk Everyone loves kittens! Don't know when dogs started using computers?

@FoSho09

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@kylekuzma Korean scholars believe that the Monkey King is actually a North Korean god because he wields a stick!

[kuz @kylekuzma]

Garland so shifty

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@bod_republic Some people are just born as geniuses who can see things that the rest of us cannot.

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@wholemars Do you want to fart or fart loudly or pull your pants silently? Silence is deadly.

[Whole Mars Catalog @wholemars]

Lucid delivered 4,369 vehicles last year.

Tesla delivered 4,503 vehicles yesterday.

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@GovAbbott @joshieer Loneliness is the wet eyes of an onion.

@BradEarl0

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@GovAbbott Youtube really broke its own legs when it introduced a 10-hour video. Just thank yourself that you didn't take it as homework.

@joshieer

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@airrack Learn to never forget, so you have to pretend to lose your memory.

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@paulg His eyebrows slide to the bottom page. Don't you hate it when this happens?

[Paul Graham @paulg]

When you think of a witty reply to a tweet, instead of replying (or worse still, quote-tweeting) with it, look at the existing replies and like the one that's there already.