Jonny Lake

artisan of mouth sound

[kira 👾 @kirawontmiss]

do beavers even know what the hell they’re doing or they just see water and say “i have to put a stop to this”

[Laura Bassett @LEBassett]

Just walked past a man who was helplessly staring at his wailing infant in a stroller on this beautiful afternoon in Brooklyn, and then said to the baby: "This feels like an overreaction."

[bug girl @buggirl]

ppl who choose to not use the oxford comma make me SICK

[Jason Hickel @jasonhickel]

People often assume that capitalism is defined by "markets and trade". But markets and trade existed for thousands of years before capitalism. Capitalism is only 500 years old. So what is distinctive about this economic system? Three things (well, more, but three for now):

[Ted Barton @TedBartonComedy]

I hate any movie where an animal is the bad guy. Jaws is a shark. He’s hungry, not "up to something"

[matt @mattybtweets69]

Dinner is like a grittier more realistic take on lunch

[George Pointon @GeorgePointon_]

I asked a group of 6 year olds to 'Pitch me a new film idea'
Move over Hollywood
A THREAD

[Dan White @atdanwhite]

No cure for heartbreak. 💔

[Laura Mulcahy @LauraMulch]

what if we kissed on the jairs

[pavlo @LaughterHaver]

if that’s your girl why is she answering my riddles three

[Tom [email protected] @SirOpsALot]

I just learned that 1 horse has about 15 horsepower and I'm so mad I can't think straight

[Saturday Night Live @nbcsnl]

Please Don’t Destroy - Rami Wants a Treat

[Jonny Lake @lake_jonny]

@ghxsttyy Shit had me bricked

[The Serfs (youtube.com/theserftimes) @theserfstv]

I've heard future generations will look back in horror that we had the ability to change course and didn't do enough - I can't think of a picture that better encapsulates that

[royse @Roysenotes]

it’s so messed up that my boss would say this

[Kenjac @JackKennedy]

Cowboy Bebop is INCREDIBLE and I would highly recommend everyone/anyone to watch it.

For reference, imagine 'The Mandalorian' but more stylish with better dialogue

[Jonny Lake @lake_jonny]

@backwoodbaddie Anika it’s Tuesday