Laken Stevens

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

I need a baby shark so I can raise it to consume my enemies

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

I watch A LOT of crime tv.
I’m sitting in my living room & I hear a loud ass police siren. I jump and my instinct is to look at my TV…what’s playing? The tv is off. The cops are fucking three houses down from me. It was a real siren. Are you fucking kidding me?? I’m devolving.

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@pulte hey. Just thought it might be worth reaching out but my best friend and I could really use you and the teammates help. Thanks for taking the time to look. https://t.co/Y8VW0cs5hw

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

https://t.co/XItinpdyuy if you can, please help my best friend.

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

The far left and the far right are so close to the same lmao. Cancel culture is wack, check your hands before finger pointing ya tricks

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

Samurai jack is ELITE. Everyone needs to KNOW. WATCH IT

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@Sethrogen Seth you can’t put your weed in ANY OF THESE

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

MITCH MCCONNELL NEXT

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

You guys are the fuckin sweetest for hyping me up about my last tweet 😭 thank you all my precious friends, I needed the love and reassurance 🥺❤️

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@lolalobama Thank you baby love!!! 🥰

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

Guys next month I get to host a vegan brunch with my personal menu!! You have to buy tickets!!! I get to develop and serve an entire EXCLUSIVE VEGAN BRUNCH!!!! GUYS!!!!! #imafuckingREALchef

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@spaceykaceyy Thank you space!!! 😭😭

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

How do I explain to this man that waiting for me in the gas station parking lot after I opened the door for him and then sprinting to my drivers window to knock and scare the shit out of me so he could ask if I was single IS NOT THE MOVE

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@MarielSalcedo Thank you so much Mariel!!

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@MarielSalcedo My mom! https://t.co/FdJj2plLim

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@aaaubs Try firmoo! I looooove them and they’re super cheap and cute

[Diane Cope🎗🤿📸✈🌍🌏🗺🏝🌈☀🌊☮🐠BLM🩱📚 @dianecope1958]

Big ask. I am 62 this weekend, so will probably die soon, or get alzheimers or be rendered insane. I would love my 5 mins of fame while I can appreciate it all, please retweet, I would love to go global.. just once, one last chance to prove I existed xxx

[Jay-G 🎭 @jbooty1324]

we love to see it

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@HOTCpod @QRNTClothing It’s Voldemort, duh

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@AveryGute18 We got 288 here. SHIT IS WILD

[Laken Stevens @lakennn]

@aaaubs And my ribcage