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BUKAYO SAKA WILL MAKE ME £50

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Bet Piggy £50 that Saka has more goal involvements than Sancho in the prem this year. 38 gameweeks. 1 winner. Unfollow me now because I'm going full football twitter

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Elon Musk reposted a screenshot of a fake Telegraph article (posted by the co-leader of Britain First), to his 193 million followers stating that Keir Starmer is considering setting up detainment camps.

That’s not free speech, it’s being an irresponsible knee-jerking knobhead.

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@RedKris1 If you change it to him you're 100% changing to Kane the day after

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@RedKris1 I guess the spicier pick is actually keeping it on him as a differential

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@RedKris1 You gonna keep it on him or change it? Not sure I can handle keeping it on the first player

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@_up_here What do you mean

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@_up_here Only for two days but it wasn't the best

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@RG6397 This is horrific

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Thread of toilet signs that really piss me off

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@RedKris1 Saw this comp and knew it was a matter of time before you piped up

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@RedKris1 @maishaaaaaaaa__ TV since has never come close

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@RedKris1 Currently 14 vs 3. It's an absolute mauling

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@RedKris1 @JayMotty How insecure must you be to take this seriously

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Volleyball coach just told me I bottled it in our match at the weekend. I'll be crying into my electric blanket tonight

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GW18. 13-3 Saka. Think I'm going to stop updating this. No need to labour an opinion when it becomes fact. I'll leave it with these messages from Piggy over the summer:

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Bet Piggy £50 that Saka has more goal involvements than Sancho in the prem this year. 38 gameweeks. 1 winner. Unfollow me now because I'm going full football twitter

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GW16. 11-3 Saka. If this ship's going down then let this be my last post. For the Arsenal. For the Saka.

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@orangebasket69 Because I was absolutely busting and had to interrogate facial features

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Once you feel the soft hands of a Turkish barber around your neck you can never go back

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If this was a woman I'd see nothing else on my timeline for a week

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Tim Sherwood has outdone himself here

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Refreshing bereal constantly in an attempt to take a photo with Saka's smiling face

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If my career is the price to pay for performances like that then consider it done

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How on earth am I supposed to keep my job while doing this amount of work over the next six weeks