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London

[Vega Shah @dr_alphalyrae]

people who booked the meeting room right after me

[Dan Tracey @dantracey1983]

Hot Honey is definitely the new Salted Caramel which was previously the new Pulled Pork.

[tooflyszn @_tooflyszn]

took my own lunch to work and didn't buy a coffee today so i should be able to afford to buy a house any day now

[BB. 🇦🇱 @6illy___]

I’m working on a new slur for people who get to ticket barriers and THEN start getting their phone/wallet/oyster out

[n @dyslexiccunt]

how it feel to get into a new hobby as a grown ass man

[Rock @TheCensoredRock]

Y’all just making up people

[jodie ❤️‍🔥 @jlb26_]

give us a 30+ railcard we can’t suddenly miraculously afford train prices cos we turned 30!!!!

[sebastián @lovingcmila]

remember when tyla 😭

[Mike🦁 @LonerMike_]

Best response is always “As opposed to what?”

[cow @cowincrisis]

open the fucking schools

[Obunga @rhymeswobunga]

Been spending about 80-90 euros per day with the gf here in Spain. Today she’s with her friend and I’m doing my own thing. I kid you not I have spent 9 euros the entire day

[ᴀʟᴇᴄ 🍃 @alecsbutt]

Brian got caught playing a little dress up 💄

[‏ًً @enletritas]

mi cara cuando mis papas me critican un rasgo de mi personalidad que claramente herede de ellos

[DJ Motcho @MotchoJames]

Not trying to pocket watch but Squidward was living nice as hell for a fast food cashier

[JK @GRAVEHOPP187]

This is elite tape wtf lol

[Idk @Luvidk21_]

my relationship with my mom is something like this:

[whoriffic @tempwhoriffic]

was you begging it then would you say

[musa dos meme @musadosmeme]

Minha mãe dando block no meu pai nos anos 2000.