ok

[ok @lalagrayson]

* goes to Europe*
*still gets carded*

[Jani Gem 🌶 @Jani__Gee]

Me explaining to my man that I need:
- cowboy boots
- 3-4 bolo boob ties
- a blonde weave
- a horse
- ranch house
- a suede fringe jacket
- turquoise jewelry
- assless chaps
- and a gun

By 12 tomo bc Beyonce said I gotta be at the saloon by COB.

[‏ؘ @helllojojo]

when i put on accidentally in love from shrek 2 and everyone is quiet

[AJ @ajdeluxe_]

New email sig.

[Hottie with a Heart 💁🏾‍♀️❤️‍🔥 @parttimemenace]

** white-water rafting

[PYPER🍒 @pyperxox]

It’s getting harder n harder to hop up out my bed and turn my swag on.

[Simone Biles @Simone_Biles]

I’m NOT built for cold weather

[Heben Nigatu @hebennigatu]

I know a man who stays in some leftover July 4th merch from the Kohl's clearance rack is not trying to tell a woman how to present herself #LoveIsBlind

[i can be your long lost pal @PallaviGunalan]

putting your grandma in a home and rescuing a dog

[X. D. @XavierDLeau]

critical thinking

[zae @itszaeok]

just ordered the apple crisp oatmilk shaken espresso

[Kourtney K♓️🇬🇷 @KourtneyannK]

Me isolating myself when I feel like the vibes are off

[tell that mick he just made my lyss @lysstory]

the absolute worst guy u know is gonna dress like this for halloween this year btw

[Jenni @hashjenni]

Me asking my dad why my cars making a weird noise

[𝙋𝙖𝙡𝙖𝙘𝙚 𝘾𝙡𝙪𝙗 @gio__palace]

Me after flipping tortillas with my bare hands

[ayan. @artan_ayan]

He's pro-Palestine, looks hot in an apro and is now calling out the blatant racism in the restaurant business?

I stood no chance. I stan. You girls were right...

[gaut @0xgaut]

POV: you just had a long day at work in 2035

[gaut @0xgaut]

POV: the year is 2035 and HR is about to fire you