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time is money, money is power, power is pizza, pizza is knowledge

[kt @lalaleav]

@helixisms the Dual Spires episode of Psych

[Vinny Thomas @vinn_ayy]

I am overjoyed. I have been a longtime supporter of Tim Walz ever since I learned about him like last week

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@ITYSL_memes a medieval game obviously, obviously a jousting game

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@scottbrowne that rug pattern looks awfully complicated

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@slugcharmer not a relationship or a situationship but a secret third thing ✨

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@ICountTheColors They probably just mean that by next year her whole catalog will potentially be hers again! if she releases rep and debut by then

[clare @sadderlizards]

hey sorry for being so anxious earlier i had no idea everything would be fine

[kt @lalaleav]

Jason Derulo has fallen down the stairs at the Taylor Swift Eras Tour Concert Film Premiere

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@abeautifulsky me too hehe i think cause it transfers all your current follows!

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@abeautifulsky they took my favorite salad away years ago so i had to pick a new favorite salad and then they TOOK THAT ONE AWAY TOO i’m done

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@NickParry2 @joshgad ok yes THANK YOU I’ve been trying to figure out why he looked familiar for weeks

[amir @blumenfeld]

Will I understand the seventh Speaker of the House vote if I haven’t seen the first six?

[kt @lalaleav]

nice to be home where every time i put anything in the dishwasher one of my parents immediately removes it and puts it in a slightly different spot

[Amanda Hess @amandahess]

We’re asking readers to not engage in any @nytimes platforms tomorrow and stand with us on the digital picket line! Read local news. Listen to public radio. Make something from a cookbook. Break your Wordle streak.

[kt @lalaleav]

just tried an earl grey hot chocolate and it is straight fire so i’m tweeting this so i don’t forget that it exists

[jonny sun @jonnysun]

me when the restaurant brings out bread for the table

[Adam Kelsey @adamkelsey]

Fun fact: You can be refunded any federal student loan payments you've made since the March 2020 pause.

[kt @lalaleav]

just had to take care* of several ants in my apt, hopefully they will tell their friends to steer clear because i am brutal and not to be MESSED WITH (*gently trapped them under containers and released them safely outside)

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picked up an x-acto knife instead of my fork, this cheesecake and crafting combination is dangerous