bwa ha ha 🇨🇦

[leyla 🍒 @mrswamsbsgans]

the tradwife epidemic cannot get to me cuz i detest house work, id genuinely rather look at an excel sheet all day long

[Creepy.org @creepydotorg]

His roles His Instagram

[Nina 🐈‍⬛ @dillydallyesque]

LMAOOO

[ℯ𝓁 𑣲 @do1llove]

10k steps should burn 10k calories

[Jerome Alexander Horne @jahorne]

The first three towers of the Sen̓áḵw in Vancouver.

A major Indigenous-led, multi-tower residential and commercial development project by the Squamish Nation located on ancestral reserve land. Meaning "the place inside the head of False Creek."

[squeaky fromme the block @averpee]

A few decades ago we had Steve Jobs, Johnny Cash, and Big Pussy. Now we have no Jobs, no Cash, and no Pussy.

[blogTO @blogTO]

Mayor Olivia Chow shares some words for the people at Caribbean Carnival 🔥

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

"Eating won't make you happy"

Meanwhile, me when I eat:

[Evan @StockMKTNewz]

People who locked in a 30-year fixed mortgage at 2.69% in 2021

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

Me checking my bank account after prioritizing my happiness:

[ຸ @fvckfemi_]

re-reading the email I sent just to admire my own professionalism

[H @IfeanyiEmm34386]

When i'm so full i can barely breath but someone mentions dessert:

[Las brujas del mar @brujasdelmar]

El País le llama “tiempos heteropesimistas marcados por un desapego femenino hacia los hombres”, las mujeres le llamamos “las consecuencias del reiterado mal comportamiento masculino”.

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

i'm somehow simultaneously horny as hell and also asexual and crave male attention but want to be left alone and have completely given up on dating and also still believe in true love

[ً @artfuIchaos]

the potential you see in other people isn’t real. it is a projection of what you would do in their position.

[7rq @gloccnim]

When you find a mistake at work but it’s also Friday :