Lalit

The answer is blowin in the wind.

[Lalit @lalitjad]

ये दाग़ दाग़ उजाला
ये शब-गज़ीदा सहर
वो इंतिज़ार था जिस का
ये वो सहर तो नहीं |

सुबह-ए-आज़ादी • फ़ैज़ अहमद फ़ैज़

#IndependenceDay

[Lalit @lalitjad]

@okaydoodle_ My friend is interested

[Lalit @lalitjad]

@take_lite_pa @BangaloreRoomi Interested

[Sunil The Cricketer @1sInto2s]

😂😂😂

[Chirag Barjatya @chiragbarjatya]

100%. My day started with opening windows of my bedroom but then 400 AQI suffocated me further. Then I thought let’s drink water but the water quality made my stomach upset.

Then I thought chuck all this. Let’s go play badminton. But then again pigeon poop stopped my game in between. I came back home and thought let’s have some paneer for protein and just realised it’s analogue.

Then i said to myself, it’s ok, calm down, lets take a nap, as soon as i took nap the rally of political party with no silencers on bullet woke me up. It was just 3pm. I sat for tea. Tea was fine.

Decided to go on run in evening, aqi was bad but that’s ok. I ran, and suddenly he bit me. I immediately went to doctor for vaccine, bite was normal, nothing major. Came back home in traffic where a water tanker mafia ignored the red light and found only three potholes. They were filled before elections but emerged again. Came back home and decided to switch on news, one channel reported that the vaccine i took was fake.

I said to myself, chuck all this man, lets log into X and talk to people in my bubble and posted this.

People replied - gareeb hai kya air purifier le le, water purifier le le, sound proofing karwa le, ache doctor ke pass se leta na vaccine, car se ghooma kar, brown sepoy hai kya, pakistan chale ja.

But then one account said - maza toh aa raha hai na.

Maza toh aa raha hai.

[Lalit @lalitjad]

We are living in a time where even bare survival of opposition is celebrated. Single party ruling from president to corporator.
Truly a democracy.

[Lalit @lalitjad]

Me living in dystopian gas chamber still cheering for Modiji 🤡

[Gabbar @Gabbar0099]

'Harsh Reality of the 4th largest Economy'

[Lalit @lalitjad]

I don’t understand why the hell we as a nation debating Vande Mataram in Parliament when AQI is deadly, Flights are collapsed, Inequality is at its peak, such a slow growing economy

#VandeMataram

[Lalit @lalitjad]

Hazaaron khwahishen aisi ke har khwahish pe dam nikle
Bahut niklay mere armaan, lekin phir bhi kam nikle

[Lalit @lalitjad]

What World does today, India does tomorrow!

#HappyIndependenceDay

[Sahil Joshi @sahiljoshii]

प्रधानमंत्री मोदी संबोधन।
#IndependenceDay

सेमीकंडक्टर पर

पचास-साठ साल पहले, हमारे देश में सेमीकंडक्टर के प्रस्ताव शुरू हुए, लेकिन वे अटक गए और भुला दिए गए। अब, छह इकाइयां स्थापित की जा रही हैं, चार और मंजूर की गई हैं, और साल के अंत तक, "मेड इन इंडिया" चिप्स बाजार में आएंगी।

[Consulting Comedy @consultingcmdy]

Full consulting team taking a 10h flight to pitch for a ESG strategy project

[Avyan @Avyansx]

Always 🥲

[Stories of Aryavarta @Aryavarta_story]

IIM Bangalore

[Xavier Uncle @xavierunclelite]

Corporate employees on 7th may mock drill:

[Not Jerome Powell @alifarhat79]

Who did this?

[Lalit @lalitjad]

Absolute cinema 😭😭

[where our finance minister???? @doug_1399]

Thanks Kunal Kamra for this new era in TV news journalism 😂😂😂

cc @MnshaP

[Thegreatest dax @DaxThegreatest]

Us yonro bhai Us

[The Fauxy @the_fauxy]

🚨#𝗕𝗥𝗘𝗔𝗞𝗜𝗡𝗚: 𝗨𝗻𝗮𝗯𝗹�� 𝘁𝗼 𝗙𝗶𝗻𝗱 𝗟𝗮𝗯𝗼𝘂𝗿𝘀 𝘁𝗼 𝗗𝗲𝗺𝗼𝗹𝗶𝘀𝗵 𝗛𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲 𝗳𝗼𝗿 𝗥𝗲𝗻𝗼𝘃𝗮𝘁𝗶𝗼𝗻, 𝗠𝗮𝗻 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗿𝘁𝘀 𝗗𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗴 𝗦𝘁𝗮𝗻𝗱-𝗨𝗽 𝗖𝗼𝗺𝗲𝗱𝘆 𝗮𝘁 𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝗛𝗼𝘂𝘀𝗲

[Ayush @ayushhhsethiya]

Me all day, everyday 😂