Lalo

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[erika @yeeeerika]

[me with zero history of restraint] i should treat myself, i deserve it

[:( @mostnormalwoman]

Let me consult my council of enablers about this

[yara @1redesert]

the entire internet praising her for cheating on ed sheetan w niall horan and she tweets a heart. what an icon

[Emma @overdahedgestan]

We are Thrift Shop. The ceiling can’t hold us.

[ΜΛΛL @Osito1034]

Big Zo will pull up to check if you gonna keep that same energy. Trump and now Giuliani. He too real.

[بیی @serialpretty]

Every single night
I pray that my tits are sittin' right

[latent angel @latentangelx]

“getting some air” in new york means spending $50, walking 47 blocks with no destination and returning home with a new worldview

[o @acquaintf8]

Sorry to contrarian oomfs but this is a hit

[erin proctor @postproctorism]

says guy who never went to see a foreign film at amc kips bay at 11am on a Tuesday

[Rendy Jones @rendy_jones]

My God AMC Theaters just make a Brooklyn theater already. I'm tired of going to Manhattan. So many people would rather flock there than a damn Alamo Drafthouse.
Come on,

[sam snow⋆❆₊⊹ @sxmswrld]

just spend $47 on a nice day out in nyc :) can’t wait to find out it was somehow actually $284

[o @acquaintf8]

This nihilist anthem

[ابن أوتشيها 🇸🇩🇹🇩🇳🇪🇱🇾 @SomaliSasuke]

the concept of $3.99 costco chicken shawarma plate

[kev spears @kev_spears]

My chikorita using razor leaf

[jay @dicaprioburner]

“Do you wanna watch a mov-“

Me asf:

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

"please answer this email by tuesday"

me opening the email on friday:

[May✗ @Mayham_H]

AITA for cheating on my husband (50) with his ex mistress (50) and then exiling her to Pentos, force feeding my sister (21) who was starving herself, killing the pope (70?) and then declaring myself the new messiah?

[J O E R O Y @TheJoeRoy]

the coolest people are actually at empanada mama at 4am

[jae stephens @jaephens]

i got it the first time https://t.co/M796FkxYye